Dumbest nickname you've ever been given

[Andalusa]

Yeah, sounds like a zombie's name. Or a super-mutant/troll thing.

Exactly, like "Morg the Serial Killer" or something. It is cool.

I think if we combined the two: "Morg the super-mutant/troll thing Serial Killer"

Who wouldn't want a name with those connotations?

I'd never really tagged those kinds of things onto it before.

 

[neuromasser]

Short version of my name, which means something like a mouse

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Justin Timberlake because my first two initials are JT. Let's just say the kid that said that had sore balls for a couple of days afterwards...

 

[XMarshmallow]

Probably the worst was Fuzzy, for my cowlicked crewcut hair when I was tiny. Second worst is easily Harry Potter. Asian women all think I look like him I guess.

 

[Galaxialconda]

Pie

..... don't ask, because I don't know ¬_¬

 

[RavingPenguin]

Dumbest? Wolfman, because I have so much body hair.
Though I wasnt called it often, most of the time people called me Berg, cuz its my last name.

 

[PlasticTree]

AHAHA! That reminds me of a time when me and my friend were riding a packed train full of drunken idiots.. my friend put on his sunglasses in a stupid attempt at being inconspicuous - of course it only served to draw more attention towards him and someone shouted "LOOK IT'S NEO!"

My friend doesn't look anything like him, except when he puts those glasses on and then it's sorta freaky. The whole group of idiots starts chanting "NEO! NEO! NEO!" until we just got off at the next stop. I called him it for the rest of the day until he threatened to slap me.

Ah, the glasses. Same reason why I am called Neo. Although it isn't just that I weared them for 1 minute or so. I have the habit of wearing sunglasses practically whenever I'm outside and it's daytime. At home that is. And the sunglasses are very dark so..Neo it is.

I've also been called Fido, after that 7up guy. Only because I had a green shirt back then. I didn't deserve this misery!

 

[Avida]

I would like my nickname to be Thor. My dads original plan anyway.

Your dad was going to call you Thor? Your dad is awesome

 

[MasterStratus]

Gretchen O'Neil. Don't bother asking.

 

[Kajt]

"Skinkan"
Which would be "Buttocks" in English.

 

[Harlemura]

I was "Tall dude" for all of 4 minutes when a friend couldn't recognize me due to a paintball mask.
The weird part is I'm not even that tall.

 

[purplegothchick]

Meeps. I make that noise when I hurt myself or get a fright so my boyfriend started calling me it and its kinda stuck. Even my brother calls me that now!

 

[Crimson King]

I've been called "Tweaks" for some reason that was never made clear :\

 

[Nylarathotep]

Catfish.

 

[Damian_TF]

Dumbest nickname so far's probably "Jumanji." Can't say i know exactly why some people decided to call me that. . . probably for my long, semi-scraggly hair. . .
But, most of my friends just call me Hippy. . . probably for the same reason XD

 

[JoshasorousRex]

BeastFromTheEast because I eat LOTS and I am fairly large. Also when I'm angry... well you can guess

 

[iJosh]

I get called Billy Two Willy.

Because *Insert Drunken Story with Girls*

 

[quiet_samurai]

My dad plainly refers to me as "The Kid" maybe he just didn't know my name at first.

For a while in High School I was called Antonio because I dressed up like Zoro once for Halloween and went to school like that.