dumbest thing you've done

[gabe12301]

What's the dumbest thing you've done?

I stuck my finger in a light socket when I was little. I thought electricity was a myth and it turns out it wasn't. I was standing on a sink and managed to free myself by falling. I also thought it was a good idea to wear slippery socks while standing on high smooth surfaces.

 

[Chezza]

Apparently when I was a child I was poking a midget with an Umbrella screaming "Look at the little person mommy!". Runner up was putting the one wire into the same power source.

 

[Bluntman1138]

I tried to mix 2 of my favorite foods together to make the ultimate in great taste.

Captain Crunch and Bar-B-Que sauce did not mix well.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Playing Chicken with a train is probably the dumbest.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

As a kid I took my goldfish out of it's bowl and put it on a napkin so it could eat cereal with me. It survived too. for like 2 years on top of that.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

Playing Chicken with a train is probably the dumbest.

nah, it'll turn, right? ....right?

 

[Zeema]

Trusted Humans at my school

 

[Dawns Gate]

I was trying to fix a lamp when I was younger (responsible parents, am I right?) and I thought, "If it is plugged in I could see the light when it worked." I ended up shocking myself and I jumped, no joke, hit the ceiling got knocked out, apparently I was twitching the whole way to the hospital.

 

[FreakSheet]

As it turns out, there are TWO entrances to that ladies washroom, so when one sign says "ladies" DO NOT ASSUME THE OTHER IS MENS.

 

[stabbymcstabs]

Dropped a brick on my toe. It split it straight open.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Playing Chicken with a train is probably the dumbest.

nah, it'll turn, right? ....right?

i dont know, tom, why dont you stand up and tell him all about how that train turned.

...

oh wait, you cant. cause you lost both your damn legs when the train cut it off.

but in all seriousness, I know youre joking. and in one instance, it did. you know how trains occasionally have those sections where they turn. well, I knew one was turning, so i stood on the other side the track and held up my hand shootin you shall not pass as the train turned the other way. Nothing more badass then feeling like superman. XD

EDIT:

also, you must have had the chuck norris of goldfish. XD

 

[direkiller]

When i was 5
Around Halloween there was a mechanical bat hanging in hallway. I stood under it and pulled the string hanging out the back.4 D batteries fell out and broke my nose

 

[Akytalusia]

concerning general regards, i'd have to say "proving to my friend that i wouldn't get electricuted if i held the arc welder clip and touched the table." it turns out he was right.

 

[FernandoV]

Had sex -.-

 

[Tonythion]

Snorted a mixture of spleda, salt and pepper for five dollars. Told everyone who wasn't there I got the nose bleed from a fight as to not humiliate myself.

 

[chadachada123]

I once made a prank call to 9-1-1 saying the gas station near my house was on fire.

Got to see 4 of the HUGE firetrucks show up to a baffled gas station owner.

Got caught because my friend snitched. Dad drove me to the firestation and made me apologize and accept any punishment I was handed. They said I was to wash firetrucks all summer, but ended up not calling me xD

God I was stupid.