Dumbest Things Heard In School

[skitzo van]

I remember being in 7th grade and a girl said: " Is it true that chinese people choose their children's names by dropping a spoon on the ground?" I laughed so hard because she didn't realize it was a joke.

EDIT: Also, a kid that looked like (and probably was) a skinhead just randomely yelled out "Gays are a disgrace to America!"
The little fucker was annoying so I yelled "Don't make fun of yourself!"

 

[The_Chief]

i have another one!

Mr.C- New amsterdam was a dutch settlement. what did they build first.... im going to hate myself for this but...Moonie.

Moonie-Factories.
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Mr.C ok who can name 10 states....Moonie.

Moonie- New jersey, New york, California......

Mr.C- This is why we dont do drugs children.

now I am no american, just a plain 'ol goofy canuck but aren't new jersey, new york and california states? or did she only say those 3? or am I missing the point?

the point is she could only name 3.

and she was a legidimet american? not one of those cheap rip offs?

unfortunately. she's not allowed to speak in class anymore.

isn't that kinda..............................................not freedom of speach? the point of that right is to be able to say whatever you want even if your stupid and wrong

i mean shes not getting called on to answer things anymore.

that works alright I guess, but stitches work better, "she's free to talk if she can open her mouth"

he'd probably do it lol. he threatened to stab me in the jugular lol

 

[Guitar Gamer]

he'd probably do it lol. he threatened to stab me in the jugular lol

heh around here you can get a teacher fired for that

 

[The_Chief]

he'd probably do it lol. he threatened to stab me in the jugular lol

heh around here you can get a teacher fired for that

same here but i wouldnt he's so cool

 

[Guitar Gamer]

he'd probably do it lol. he threatened to stab me in the jugular lol

heh around here you can get a teacher fired for that

same here but i wouldnt he's so cool

heh , he sounds pretty cool

 

[The_Chief]

he'd probably do it lol. he threatened to stab me in the jugular lol

heh around here you can get a teacher fired for that

same here but i wouldnt he's so cool

heh , he sounds pretty cool

he makes fun of kids and lets us curse and we get to play xbox in his class! cuz its american history and COD is history!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

he'd probably do it lol. he threatened to stab me in the jugular lol

heh around here you can get a teacher fired for that

same here but i wouldnt he's so cool

heh , he sounds pretty cool

he makes fun of kids and lets us curse and we get to play xbox in his class! cuz its american history and COD is history!

are you sure you aren't at somones house?
that sounds like a trip to a house

 

[Merteg]

My teacher was talking about martyrs and martyrdom and kid raised his hand and said:

"Isn't that where you drop a grenade when you die?"

Ummmm, fail.

 

[TheAmazingTGIF]

Girl 1: "Are The Revolution and The Civil War the same war?"
Me: Blank stare "Really?"
Girl 2: "ARE the Revolution and the Civil War the same?"

 

[The_Chief]

he'd probably do it lol. he threatened to stab me in the jugular lol

heh around here you can get a teacher fired for that

same here but i wouldnt he's so cool

heh , he sounds pretty cool

he makes fun of kids and lets us curse and we get to play xbox in his class! cuz its american history and COD is history!

are you sure you aren't at somones house?
that sounds like a trip to a house

well its not. its just awesome.

 

[Sassafrass]

Learning about the Vietnam war in History, learning about Agent Orange, my cousin said:
"Is Agent Orange someone who cuts down trees with an axe?"
We were told just moments before it was a chemical that destroys trees.

Also, the headteacher also told us:
"Don't hug people. You may be hugging them against their will"
Oh no, I've been hugged...it was horrible.

My school was awesome insane...

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

I had a girl say that the Nazis were from Russia and that they fought India in The second World War 2.

How she passed Grade 10 history is beyond me.

 

[dreadmaster]

ok i got one form a softmore history teacher and a total reatard

teacher ok where is south africa
dipshit here (points to berlin)
teacher good good now find india
dipshit here (points to argintina)
teacher ok how bout england
dipshit here (points to china)
me are you fucking kiding me find florida
dipshit here (points to south africa)
me what did you sell your brain for
teacher DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM
me what did i do
teacher GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
fine you twit

i got in trouble and had to apologize fun...

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Too many to count from my pre-college days.

In college, I'm often confronted by shockingly stupid statements.

In my first math class, someone desperately argued that for example that 2(x^2) = (x^2)^2. In freshman composition, someone editing my paper of the moment informed me that I "Use too many punctuation marks", a comment on my regular use of commas, periods, semi-colons and all those other devices. The remark was not the result of my incorrect use of said punctuation, but rather came from the fact that it made my sentences "look confusing".

 

[QuirkyTambourine]

My teacher was talking about martyrs and martyrdom and kid raised his hand and said:

"Isn't that where you drop a grenade when you die?"

Ummmm, fail.

Oh wow, I actually lol'd at that one. Fail may become Win if the kid was just trolling the class.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well its not. its just awesome.

dam, what a class,makes my teachers seem like that one teacher I knew

 

[The_Chief]

well its not. its just awesome.

dam, what a class,makes my teachers seem like that one teacher I knew

i know right? and im actually LEARNING!

 

[thepj]

ok i got one form a softmore history teacher and a total reatard

teacher ok where is south africa
dipshit here (points to berlin)
teacher good good now find india
dipshit here (points to argintina)
teacher ok how bout england
dipshit here (points to china)
me are you fucking kiding me find florida
dipshit here (points to south africa)
me what did you sell your brain for
teacher DONT MAKE FUN OF HIM
me what did i do
teacher GO TO THE PRINCIPAL
fine you twit

i got in trouble and had to apologize fun...

wow that sucks, why didn't he just tell the dipshit he was wrong?!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

well its not. its just awesome.

dam, what a class,makes my teachers seem like that one teacher I knew

i know right? and im actually LEARNING!

l-earn-ing? in public school?

 

[sizzle949]

When I was back in high school we had this random course called CanFam, which was more or less the anthropological study of individuals and families in a diverse society (aka a Canadian Family) and we were talking about how early kids would be forced to work back in the preindustrial era. Some chick guesses 16, and the teacher tells us "No, lower then that" so the next guy yells out "17!". Me and my friend laughed for a good ten minutes, but the funniest thing is no one else seemed to pick up on his retardedness.