Dumbest title

[quack35]

Probably "Bad Dudes".

 

[gdnvs]

Horse Illustrated Championship Season: The Ultimate Riding Adventure: informative, but 8 words is a lot.

The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-earth II - The Rise of the Witch-king: epic saga, EPIC title

Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. the Soulless Army: I had to try 3 times before I could pronounce it properly.

To further this list:

Peter Jackson's Kink Kong the official game of the movie
Chronicles of ridick: escape from Butceher Bay the directors cut

 

[FallenRainbows]

Bratz

The dolls are bad.

the game was coded by Satan himself.

Wouldn't that make it awesome?

 

[elvor0]

It makes me a sad panda, the amount of people who think Half Life is a silly title, did you not pay attention in Science class, like at all?

 

[NeedAUserName]

Halo. I love the game, and I understand that it has pertenance to the story.
But really. I don't think "symbol of divinity" as space-marine action.

Halo Rings maybe, quite big in the story arc if I am to understand correctly (I'm PS all the way so never played a Halo game properly)...

 

[Good morning blues]

There was actually a video game called "Alpha Black Zero: Intrepid Protocol." I never played it and I'm sure it was terrible, but they did a hell of a job on coming up with the worst title I've ever seen.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Bratz

The dolls are bad.

the game was coded by Satan himself.

Wouldn't that make it awesome?

If Satan wanted to make a 'good' game he wouldn't misspell the title, and it would completely revolutionize gaming. He wouldn't make a run of the mill, 'let's see how much money we can wring out of these toys' game.

He has eternity and innumerable demons at his disposal to bring resources, ideas, snacks, and everything else necessary to his ends.

That said - the only reason Satan coded this game was to make people like me cry out at a flaming perversion of the gaming industry.

 

[Rhob Anybody]

I'm gonna have to go with "attack of the mutant zombie flesh eating acid spitting fire breathing camels from mars staring robby the dog." Not only was it a stupid title but the game was bloody awful too.

Oh and yes that was the real title of a game back in the 8 bit computer days.

 

[kaziard]

Team Fortress , BioShock, Half Life...all stupid titles.

Half-Life actually makes sense, when you examine it. Think about it: where are you going in the first game? The lambda complex, so they can send you to Xen. What is the Greek letter Lambda a symbol for? An element's half-life.

well lambda is the symbol for wavelength not half life, i dont think half life actually has a symbol, though the name still makes sence if the game actually has anything to do with radioactive isotopes no iv never played it and yes im a nerd.
im gonna go ahead and say resident evil ftw.

 

[soaringbiscuit]

"Awesome Possum kicks Dr. Machino's Butt!"

I swear, google it. How about "Wii Play"? We Play? Couldn't that title be applied to like every multiplayer game ever? How about Shaun White Snowboarding? I'm pretty sure it's me that's snowboarding, not Shaun White.

 

[Jeronus]

Guitar Hero because you can't actually save a life by rocking out.
Rapelay because if you are going to make a game about rape it better have a title that is more enticing to the eye.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Team Fortress , BioShock, Half Life...all stupid titles.

Half-Life actually makes sense, when you examine it. Think about it: where are you going in the first game? The lambda complex, so they can send you to Xen. What is the Greek letter Lambda a symbol for? An element's half-life.

well lambda is the symbol for wavelength not half life, i dont think half life actually has a symbol, though the name still makes sence if the game actually has anything to do with radioactive isotopes no iv never played it and yes im a nerd.
im gonna go ahead and say resident evil ftw.

Wait, you're right. /facepalm. Alright, so Half-Life makes no sense.

 

[WrongSprite]

Grand Theft Auto

You seem to do a lot more than that.

so you want the title to be a list of every crime that you could potentially commit in the game?

Perhaps just a title that doesn't describe the crimes of the game?

 

[WrongSprite]

Bratz

The dolls are bad.

the game was coded by Satan himself.

Wouldn't that make it awesome?

That was so funny, it gave me a nosebleed.

I'm serious :| I gotta clean this shit up now.

 

[Pimppeter2]

[insert JRPG here.] Seriously theirs a hundred. One of my favorite bad titles is "Infinite Undiscovery" I mean seriously? How can you undiscover something infinite times, how do you even undiscover something in the first place? Do you forget about what you discovered?

This

 

[Resistance205]

Gun. (In an FPS? Really? Holy shit.)
Black. (given the cover, Brass Shell Casings: The Shootinator might have been better)
Dead or Alive. (Apparently Schrödinger's Cat is a bunch of CG chicks with gigantic earth-shaking boobage.)

Viewtiful Joe (because pun names are often more painful than the games)
Final Fantasy. (because the fantasy just doesn't seem to end)

I lol'd at that, especially the Schrodinger's Cat part

Resident Evil - Just sounds funny when you examine it.

Resident Evil. So evil owns a house? Biohazard is a much better name.

They didn't call it Biohazard, becasue that name was already taken by something else I think. If you think back to the first game, it was set in a giant house, with the zombies being the residents there.
I know thats the reason they didn't name it Biohazard, why it's called Resident Evil is only a guess.

 

[sneak_copter]

Solid Snake: Snake-eater....
Don't you dare tell me that you don't get the double-entendre there..

Adam! AADDDAAAAM!

Try and get that out of your head.

 

[wewontdie11]

[insert JRPG here.] Seriously theirs a hundred. One of my favorite bad titles is "Infinite Undiscovery" I mean seriously? How can you undiscover something infinite times, how do you even undiscover something in the first place? Do you forget about what you discovered?

This

My vote.

On a little podcast called NoobToob, the hosts played the demo pre-release of the game. They were running around and kept bumping into invisible walls and getting stuck in various places so they said they were "Infinitely Undiscovering" stuff.

It was funny at the time OK!

Yea dumb ass name.

 

[Psyco Slim]

I never understood the name behind Splinter Cell.