dumbest way you hurt yourself

[micky]

10 minutes ago a cup broke and i tried catching the broken pieces as they fell and cut my thumb pretty badly, so whats the dumbest way you hurt yourself?

 

[delet]

I was stabbing through a water bottle with a knife, but I put too much pressure and stabbed all the way through into my hand a bit...

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Trying to rocket-jump. Thank god stairs were invented.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

A hammer, a jar of Honey and several bee hives. I'll let you fill in the gaps.

OT: In all seriousness. The worst I've ever hurt myself in a dumb way is when I tried to go tube sledding with my father when I was 8. He weighed a good 3 times more then me and unfortunately, after going off a jump, he landed on top of me.

 

[micky]

I was stabbing through a water bottle with a knife, but I put too much pressure and stabbed all the way through into my hand a bit...

ouch! that reminds me of a time when i was trying to skewer a frozen hot dog and and it slipped so i ended up skewering my thumb.

 

[flangleelgnalf]

i cut myself with a gum wrapper once... >,<

 

[DocBalance]

Jumped off a 10-foot bleacher to avoid a baseball. Shattered both of my knees. This is why time-machines need to hurry up and be invented, so I can go back in time and beat the crap out of myself for being so stupid...

 

[Danpascooch]

I got two, both equally fucking ridiculous

1.) I cut myself on the edge of a crab shell when eating snow crab legs at a Red Lobster, most pretentious injury EVER

2.) One time I did one of those "test of strength" carnival games, I was like 13, and I guess this one was made for people a bit younger than me, long story short, the rubber hammer rebounded off the target and flung back straight into my face. ow...

 

[Iffat Nur]

rolled up in a blanket, in the gap of a bed and wall.
I might not have gotten hurt, but it was near-death

 

[micky]

i cut myself with a gum wrapper once... >,<

please explain how that happened

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Playing a game a baseball with friends and i tried to scoop up a simple grounder that came near me..then it hit a mysterious jump and nailed me between the eyes.

 

[Furious Styles]

Doing a front flip, I barely landed it and my face carried on going and smashed into my knee. I knocked myself out and most nose still clicks if I push it to the left.

 

[bam13302]

kicked a tree with my shin, it hurt alot, not a real bad injury, but i was in pain

 

[Stoic raptor]

i cut myself with a gum wrapper once... >,<

I got cut by cardboard before.

 

[crudus]

I was having a firework war with my friend and I was throwing a black cat (I think that's what it was. It was that butch of firecrackers strung together) at my friend and I went to light it. Now, in the heat of battle I usually don't pay attention to my health, how much ammo is left in my clip, or how far up the wick I am lighting this firework. Now, it basically goes off in my hand and I have some nice first and second degree burns.

 

[Marter]

Rode my bike straight into the pole.

Still don't know why I did it.

 

[martin's a madman]

I was stabbing through a water bottle with a knife, but I put too much pressure and stabbed all the way through into my hand a bit...

ouch! that reminds me of a time when i was trying to skewer a frozen hot dog and and it slipped so i ended up skewering my thumb.

Your thumbs see a lot of action don't they?

 

[Skorpyo]

I "Facestairs"ed once. Worst day ever.

 

[Eumersian]

So many to choose from?

I broke my head when I was three or four because I leaned back in a chair too far.
I broke my head again when I was eight when I was hiking, and I decided that it would be faster to get down the series of rocks if I jumped from one to the other.
I stabbed myself with a pencil because I was bouncing it on the eraser and catching it with my hand.
I bruised my neck when I ran right into the open oven door without looking.
Not to mention countless times when I ran into walls in my house on purpose. I honestly have no idea as to why I would do that.

 

[Rhiehn]

My mom cut a major tendon and lost most of the movement in her left thumb from catching a glass.