I tried running in an automatic door as it was closing. It was an exit only door, so it kept on closing my arm. The bristles on it scratched me up and I had to force my arm out. Good thing no one saw...
dumbest way you hurt yourself
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While riding bikes with my friend when I was like 10. I got up a little to close on him and my front wheel met his back wheel, as a result both wheels stopped violently. He just sort of stumbled to the side, but my bike decided to start flipping over, so I bailed without any sort of plan and end up flying through the air a good 10 feet(which for a split second was really cool) and upon landing ended up using my chin as brake(on asphalt mind you).
Did I ever tell you I was struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was in the field, just tending to my cows.
Once when I was just sittin' in my truck just minding my own business.
Once when I was repairing a leak on the roof.
Once I was just crossing the road to get the mail.
Once, I was walking my dog down the road.
Blinded in one eye; can't hardly hear. I get twitches and shakes out of nowhere; always losing my line of thought. But you know what? God keeps reminding me I'm lucky to be alive.
Storm's comin'.
Once when I was just sittin' in my truck just minding my own business.
Once when I was repairing a leak on the roof.
Once I was just crossing the road to get the mail.
Once, I was walking my dog down the road.
Blinded in one eye; can't hardly hear. I get twitches and shakes out of nowhere; always losing my line of thought. But you know what? God keeps reminding me I'm lucky to be alive.
Storm's comin'.
My girlfriend and I had just gotten out of the shower and I decided to give her a playful snap with a wet towel. Unfortunately, I miscalculated and instead of snapping the towel so it whipped her I accidentally pulled it back towards me and nailed myself in the junk. It was a good ten minutes before she was done laughing and I was done crying!
Cardboard is very sharp, never doubt it, i work with cardboard and you gotta handle the edges carefully, they've cut me more than the razors i use on them.Stoic raptor said:
I guess for me, i once was wrestling and was in a headlock, i tried kicking them and ended up kneeing myself in the face, we couldnt stop laughing and my nose bled alot lol.
I looked in a mirror.
No, not really.
I once stapled my thumb somehow; it didn't really hurt, but I felt pretty stupid.
No, not really.
I once stapled my thumb somehow; it didn't really hurt, but I felt pretty stupid.
well i havent hurt myself in a dumb way, but i got the habit of cutting my toenails in a wrong way making them ingrown, and it hurts like a *****! ingrown toenails its a serious business
i tried to run and jump on top of a fire hydrant but my foot slipped. I relized i had a split second to do somthing or my balls we're going to smash right into the bolt at the top of they hydrant. So i slammed my hand down on the hydrant and ended up fliping myself over the hydrant and landed on my back. From my friends point of view it looked like the hyrant Judo flipped me.
When i used to be depressed, i would slam my head against a wood wall inside my house. It was a form of punishment if i ever did something stupid. However those days are behind me, and no i never used knives, didn't like cleaning up blood, plus if i had, good chance i wouldn't be writing this post lol xD
Once I was carrying a plant of finished broccoli up the stairs. My mother called, and I began to run. A piece of broccoli fell off the plate, I slipped on it, and sprained my ankle.