Doing my karate forms in the kitchen as a kid. Kicked the oven door handle, which was apparently sharp enough on the underside to cut off oh, let's say, a toe.
dumbest way you hurt yourself
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I once walked into a tree in the middle of a packing lot.
and it was a very small tree, it hit me in the face
it really hurt and even drew blood.
and it was a very small tree, it hit me in the face
it really hurt and even drew blood.
I wanted to see how strong I was so I pulled really hard on a set of outdoor scales that were nailed to a wall. I got it all the way down to the bottom then it flew off the wall and hit me in the head.
Scrubbing a cutting board at work a couple strands of steel wool got caught in it and didn't come out when I tugged on it. Then the dawning of brilliance steel wool is basically thread right? So if I wrap it around my finger and pull really hard it'll just break.
Yep I garrote my finger.
There was also the time I hit my face on the floor, my mom didn't know what a drop kick was so I was explaining it to her and did a sort of demonstration thing with only one foot the one on the ground slipped and I hit my face. The doc that was stitching me up asked me what I cut myself with, told him the floor.
Yep I garrote my finger.
There was also the time I hit my face on the floor, my mom didn't know what a drop kick was so I was explaining it to her and did a sort of demonstration thing with only one foot the one on the ground slipped and I hit my face. The doc that was stitching me up asked me what I cut myself with, told him the floor.
I think I just did it an hour ago. I closed a door, my foot was near it, I think I loosened the nail on my 2nd toe. That hurt!
Though, now that I think about it... I was once eating, long story short, I stabbed myself in the cheek with a spoon. Don't question the details of that, I certainly didn't quite get how that happened.
Though, now that I think about it... I was once eating, long story short, I stabbed myself in the cheek with a spoon. Don't question the details of that, I certainly didn't quite get how that happened.
I was trying to peel an orange but I didn't want to bite the peel so I decided to use a butter knife which slipped, cutting my thumb plus the orange juice that came squirting out into the wound.
Another time I fell on a log giving myself as huge gash on my knee that was down to the bone.
and a third was just after Christmas I was trying to get some hardened melted chocolate with a fork. Fork slipped and it went through the tip of my thumb.
Another time I fell on a log giving myself as huge gash on my knee that was down to the bone.
and a third was just after Christmas I was trying to get some hardened melted chocolate with a fork. Fork slipped and it went through the tip of my thumb.
I just opened up a gash on my arm with a fan blade, it had both covers taken off and was difficult to see, plus I had completely forgotten about it and passed real close.
I was lying headfirst on a skateboard, I hit a chipped piece of concrete and faceplanted into the ground, losing two teeth in the process.
Good times.
Good times.
