Stabbing myself in the arm with a pencil to see if I would reach the bone.
I don't remember what happened after that...
I don't remember what happened after that...
dumbest way you hurt yourself
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I was pretending to be a cowgirl and rode my horse into a thicket. My parents wondered why I came home with thorns sticking out of my arms and shins. Some kids and their delusions of invincibility. -sigh-
In the morning, interesting story on the news was on, wasnt looking at what I was doing, poured coffee down the cupboard on the island, and thus, onto my feet
Hey, I've done that.micky said:
I've also opened a thumb up trying to clean rubber cement off of a pair of scissor blades with my hands.
I've got a gash in my forehead at the moment that I got from catching my cat and bashing my head into a chair.
I hyperextended one of my legs while running once, resulting in me still needing a cane six months later.
I opened my thumb up once on a part of a car washing kit. Somehow getting some kind of lubricant into the wound in the process.
I bought a new knife. Double bladed, not double edged mind you, double bladed. And while admiring it's blade I nicked my palm, reflexively whipping the knife away from my hand and running the back blade through my index finger deeply.
I noticed a chunk of metal embedded in between two planks of wood on my balcony at my last apartment. I tried to nudge it with a finger, which revealed it was firmly in place, so I gripped it with my thumb and forefinger and pulled hard. This taught me two things: first that it was very well locked in place. And second that it had pieces of broken glass attached to it that tore open my fingers.
Pick one?
Sliced my finger open while trying to open a little sachet of pepper. I've hurt myself in a lot of stupid ways, actually. Like the time in science class, where we'd lit a kerosene lamp, and I was trying to blow it out and accidentally set fire to my hair.
One time my cousin and I were on top of the shed in my back yard.. we were talking and I walked backwards... turns out that Chain Link fences are like trampolines. I was like a fucking ping pong ball bouncing back and forth between the shed and the fence
I fell out of a tree once on to a rather large rock but ended up with no broken bones and only had a bruise for about a day or two. But I suppose the dumbest way I've ever hurt myself was trying to catch parts of a pinata that my sister was throwing over the banister (don't ask why I haven't got the faintest clue why I was like 7 at the time) I ran to catch a piece of it slipped and ended up ramming my face into the corner of the stairs splitting open my nose. Needless to say there was blood everywhere because I had proceeded to run around the downstairs screaming my head off. Took a little trip to the hospital got some stitches and my blood stains were on the floor for a while. I'm pretty sure thats the worst I've had never broken any bones before.
My parents got that temper-something mattress and it was really cold and firm when it first arrived and I did that classic "jump to get on the bed" and landed on my crotch. It didn't hurt too much but I still felt it.
well i was walking up a spiral set of metal stairs and slipped on the last step and slid all the way down bruising my leg to the point that my right leg was nothing but bruise and then as I attempted to drag my useless stump of a limb back to my room (this was on a cruise ship btw) an automatic door shut on my leg -_- ....yeah
WHen it was really late like 2 in the morning, I walked to the kitchen, picked up a knife and then sliced it across my hand, thinking it wouldn't cut me. It did.