dumbest way you hurt yourself

[Sentox6]

Kicking myself in the balls, probably.

 

[Someperson307]

I knew a person who said he cut himself with a banana. I once hit my balls with my hand, I stumbled and my knee hit something, then I fell down.

 

[SirDeadly]

Well today I opened the fly screen door and went to walk through it but my foot was in the way and I walked straight into the sharp edges...

 

[InnerRebellion]

Free-running accident.
Me and a friend were running across rooftops...and well...I jumped, missed, hit my chin off the next roof, fell to the ground and passed out. Woke up to find out my arms were useless...nothing broken, but apparently I had damaged the nerves or something.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Jumping on a wooden spike. Straight through my left foot. I didn't see it at first but that is no excuse as it was a giant f*cking wooden spike.

[HEADING=2]Look before you leap folks![/HEADING]

 

[MrShowerHead]

Shot myself with an airsoft gun.

Ah, the memories....

 

[newfiegirl 110]

Studying for a bio test in high school, phone rang...I reach up to answer it, supporting my weight on my right hand (which was sitting on the textbook). Slick pages plus an off-balance me, and I ended up slipping. Broke my wrist. Teacher still made me write the test with my left hand....figure he could only read about fifty percent of it clearly. Still got an 88 on the test.

 

[ChocolateBunnykins]

i ran into a glass door and got stitches at someones birthday

 

[blankedboy]

I ate my own dick.

 

[Plastic Muscles]

I managed to punch myself in the face and break my nose... that was an interesting experience.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Trying to rocket-jump. Thank god stairs were invented.

What is this i dont even.... eh? What exactly did you do? Sounds fun. If not moronic.

Ive lifted up my shoe to tie it standing up and face planted. Ive also taken one step out of my house, tripped on my door frame and face planted. Not a good day.

 

[pauloalbatross]

Local swimming pool had a slightly jacuzi-ish section, and it had several angled tiled wall things - when I was 9 I thought it would be a great idea to climb one of these, smashed my front teeth and my stupidity got a sign put up.

Same year, trying to hang from bannisters, lost my grip, landed on my wrist and fractured it - said I'd slipped.

 

[Akalistos]

10 minutes ago a cup broke and i tried catching the broken pieces as they fell and cut my thumb pretty badly, so whats the dumbest way you hurt yourself?

I got a good one, but first...

I got two, both equally fucking ridiculous

1.) I cut myself on the edge of a crab shell when eating snow crab legs at a Red Lobster, most pretentious injury EVER

2.) One time I did one of those "test of strength" carnival games, I was like 13, and I guess this one was made for people a bit younger than me, long story short, the rubber hammer rebounded off the target and flung back straight into my face. ow...

That's nice Dan, but it's accidents and not really your fault. Dumb would be if you hurt yourself by doing something that would clearly put you in pain, yet you do it anyways. Like This:

I got no sense of balance. None! I don't know the cause. It could be: Ears Problem, Bad Eyesight, The fact that i'm overweight, Irreparably clumsy. The point is, i either walk or take the car. But when i was 15, one of my friend made his mission to turn me into a "Sk8erboy". It didn't work out. At. All. After a few falls, he decide that maybe the Surfer trick would do the trick. To do this, we went to a 81 degree hill near home and he show me what to do. "When you build enough speed, slowly stand up." I couldn't. The asphalt, at this point, was turning right and since i was going straight to the tree line. I put the brake... with my bare-hand and didn't pull them up until i was completely stopped. I rip the first of the three layers of skin on them that day.

 

[Akalistos]

Studying for a bio test in high school, phone rang...I reach up to answer it, supporting my weight on my right hand (which was sitting on the textbook). Slick pages plus an off-balance me, and I ended up slipping. Broke my wrist. Teacher still made me write the test with my left hand....figure he could only read about fifty percent of it clearly. Still got an 88 on the test.

That's Canadian school system for you. I been there too.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

I broke my toe (more painful than it sounds) playing football on the beach. I ran forward to kick the ball when it rolled to the right... there was a rock poking out of the sand where it had been. I kicked a rock, hard, barefoot.

 

[Akalistos]

riding my bike down a hill, I hit the front brake and only the front brake for whatever retarded reason. Needless to say, I went over the handlebars and faceplanted in the road. Not fun.

Only once? Just read my earlier entry and you'll notice i can't ride a bike. It's far from being the lack of trying and I have scars to prove it. I think i must have beaten the record for the number of concussions in a years by a landslide. Still, you can do bike ride with friend, just imagine how unpopular that made me back in high school.

 

[Queen Michael]

We were visiting the beer-and-soda factory at a field trip with school. Afterwards we were treated to free soda, and I pretended to be drunk, jumping up from my chair in a jolly manner. On my way back down, I missed the chair.

 

[jigilojoe]

Yesterday I stubbed my toe, in itself not too stupid, brought my leg up to rub my toe insanely fast and crushed my right bollock. I couldn't breathe right for a while.

 

[Mr_Universal]

I wanted to see if plastic knives are sharp? i mean, it´s freaking plastic, how sharp CAN it be?...really? pretty damn sharp and painful...if you try it out between two of your fingers haha