Dungeons and Dragons EMERGENCY

[brainamp]

I've been captured by my archenemy and want to get revenge on this man. For clarification, this man killed my party, stripped me of all my possesions, and, worst of all, HE KILLED MY DOG!

My question is this, Which God should I sell my soul to get my revenge.

The Norse gods are the main gods in this campaign, just to note.

 

[Dungeons]

I suggest selling your soul to the lower plains preferably The Nine Hells of Baator. Contact Asmodeus at 1-800-742-8599 for information about soul placement.

Or

Roll a wizard/cleric/Mystic Theuge.

 

[Meshakhad_v1legacy]

Devotion to a good deity is often as rewarding. Out of the Norse pantheon, Thor is the obvious one.

 

[Vanbael]

Does your DM believe in an Awesome check or the DM as a deity? If yes, sell your soul to him for knowledge metagame. If not, Asmodeus seems good, Lolth is a another good deity for revenge too.

 

[Googenstien]

Bring all hell to your campaign.. call upon Tiamat! Probably my favorite god of all.

I tried it once and an Elf in my party somehow got Ulaa to come and save us before Tiamat wiped us out.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

I've been captured by my archenemy and want to get revenge on this man. For clarification, this man killed my party, stripped me of all my possesions, and, worst of all, HE KILLED MY DOG!

My question is this, Which God should I sell my soul to get my revenge.

The Norse gods are the main gods in this campaign, just to note.

Okie Dokie - Loki.

Best norse god for picking locks, murdering your foes, and fleeing with as much loot as possible.

Edit: did no one else read the "Norse Gods" note?

 

[brainamp]

A sealed off hole in the ground with only air holes in the ceiling is my prison. my enemy molded the earth to seal it off.

 

[Tax_Document]

ODIN!

 

[Jodah]

Loki if you want to be all sneaky. Thor if you want to punch him through the face.

 

[etherlance]

Don't sell your soul.

Instead strip your enemy naked, smother him/her in jam and bury him/her in the desert nect to a hungry Fire ant's nest.

 

[Tim Cr810]

Thor is the obvious choice, but Loki is the Sadist who can really fuck them up... but at the same time Loki might take your soul and say nope not helping you get revenge

 

[brainamp]

@Fagotto: I hate this man. HE KILLED MY DOG!

 

[Elvenwitch]

Arioch is usually more that happy to take your soul.

 

[NickCaligo42]

Screw the Norse gods. Go with Crom!

... Or... you could just go with Tyr. God of single combat. Can't lose!

 

[Gottesstrafe]

I've been captured by my archenemy and want to get revenge on this man. For clarification, this man killed my party, stripped me of all my possesions, and, worst of all, HE KILLED MY DOG!

He killed your DOG?!

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[plugav]

What is your character like? Except being desperate enough to sell their soul?

Loki seems like the type who would accept the bargain, but he's a trickster, so you'd probably end up just as screwed as your enemy.

Hel is a goddess of death, so trading souls and lives should come naturally to her.

Vali, a son of Odin, is the god of vengeance, so he seems a good choice in your situation. I don't know much about him, though.

Thor, another son of Odin, is known to love a fight and he's some kind of protector of humanity, so you might turn to him.

Finally, Odin seems like the ultimate adventurer and is the god of everything useful, including but not limited to war, prophecy and wisdom.

I don't know about Vali, but Thor and Odin seem like they might be good in terms of alignment, so the question is if they would accept your soul to help you get revenge. You might be stuck with the less noble of the bunch, Loki or Hel.

 

[brainamp]

@plugav: 11th level Lawful Neutral Human Fighter

 

[Altorin]

sell your soul to hanseath, dwarven god of carousing.

Get really drunk, and kill him with a heavy mug.