Eating Pizza: How do You do it?

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Usually I just grab the crust and feed it into my mouth, but I'll use a knife and fork if I have to.

I don't tend to mind the way people eat food - I'm usually too busy eating myself to notice or care - but people who can't use a knife and fork properly, or follow general table etiquette can irritate me.

 

[TheHitcher]

Hmm, this depends really. If I'm at a place like Pizza hut where it's all nicely cut for you, I'll eat it slice by slice with my hands.
If I'm at an Italian restaurant, however, I usually eat it with a knife and fork. 1. Because it's social etiquette. 2. Because if you try and pick it up with your hands it usually falls apart.
And if I'm eating a pizza from home (still don't have a pizza cutter) I simply pick up the pizza like a massive piece of toast and proceed like that...

Weird, huh?

 

[Space Spoons]

I usually scrape off the toppings and eat them separately. The only time I eat pizza with the toppings intact is when it's cold. I'm not sure why, it's just how I've always done it.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Eating pizza with a fork and knife? I've litterally never seen, or even heard of this....

FREAK!!!

 

[Brandon237]

Take a slice, fold it long-ways, and eat away. For every slice.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I usually just eat it with my hands, though if I go to an actual pizza parlor that makes thick fucking pizza with mozzarella that stretches like crazy I'll eat it with a fork and knife.

 

[Shynobee]

I use my hands, unless it is crazy hot and/or greasy.

I also always eat from the tip, to the crust. Any other way bothers me a bit...

 

[RedDeadFred]

If it's the kind that is first frozen than I eat it with a knife and fork because I find that it is often messier. If it's take out or restaurant, I use my hands. Deep dish is always with knife and fork. Also at fancy restaurants I use a knife and fork because it just seems right.

 

[Argtee]

My Dad eats pizza with a fork and knife. You're not the only one!

I eat pizza with my hands.

 

[Kenko]

It really depends on the establishment. If im at a restaurauant i'll eat it with kitchen utencils. When at home i'll eat it with my hands, or if its got tons of stuff on it i'll use tools. POWER TOOLS!

 

[Xanadu84]

With gusto?

Most pizza, eat by hand. Less cleaup and faster. Thinner crust, I fold it in half and eat it. If it is too thin for even that, or if the crust itself is greasy, use a fork. Never a knife though, as I have never encountered a pizza that can't be cut with a fork, and if I did encounter such a pizza, I doubt I would eat it.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Knife and fork all the way, it is the civilised way to eat

 

[UnwishedGunz]

im guessing your a girl

*voice in head* - but girls dont exist on the internet

SHUT UP VOICE!!!

when i eat pizze i like to roll it up in a somewhat tubish figure and then cut it into little pieces from left to right and then...for some reason...mix them up so i dont know what piece belonged where.....then i eat them

and you think your weird >.>

 

[UnwishedGunz]

Knife and fork all the way, it is the civilised way to eat

what if your eatting cereal?? i tried to eat cereal with a fork....i got sad :O

 

[Underground Man]

I eat like a dog on the floor. I cant stand tables or plates. Nope, throw something microwavable onto a paper towel, set it on the ground in front of the computer, and shovel away.

Never was too good with table manners, so I hate eating in public.

What bothers me most about how people eat is the fact they like to gab while doing it. Just shut up and stick the biomatter into your facehole. I don't want to listen to you ramble on about the homeowner's association as you loudly masticate muscle fibers and fatty tissue.

I'm also a vegetarian (not because I care about animals or anything, I just find meat wholly unappetizing).

 

[v3n0mat3]

Fold it, eat it. NOM.

 

[ArtPhsyc]

I use a fork and knife when it's too hot 'cause I hate burning the roof of my mouth. If the pizza can be handled and eaten (meaning it's not molten lava) I take the first few bites from the point working towards the crust. When the pie part left is the width of the crust, I fold it over onto the crust so I still get some cheese and sauce as I finish. I just don't like crust alone :\

 

[Phoenix09215]

I start by going around the pizza, eating the crusts, continueing the cycle until there is none left.

Or if I'm sober I just pick up a slice and stuff my face...

 

[UberMore]

Pick it up by the crust, eat it from the wedge end towards the crust.
The only time I'll use a knife and fork to eat a pizza is when it's a Pizza-Pie. They are damn near impossible to pick up.
I won't even use a knife and fork if my fingers are burning...the blisters are worth it!

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Knife and fork all the way, it is the civilised way to eat

what if your eatting cereal?? i tried to eat cereal with a fork....i got sad :O

Don't worry my friend that is why the spork was invented. Although failing that I'm sure a spoon will be perfectly acceptable for cereal.