Eating Pizza: How do You do it?

[LightspeedJack]

I get called weird by my girlfriend for eating pizza with a fork and knife instead of just grabbing it with my hands, though I sometimes do, and when I do, I eat it crust first.

Madness! The crust is there for you to hold so you don't get sauce all over your fingers!

 

[milkkart]

Also, what bothers you about the way others eat?
For me, it's the way my dad eats soup or cereal; he slurps from the spoon which I find disgusting. I also find when people chew really loudly (only applicable to guys)--I can't stand it; or when people talk with their mouths full (only guys..).

so it doesn't bother you if women chew noisily or talk with their mouth full or you just think only men ever do it?

also i tend to fold slices of pizza in half or roll them around the crust.

 

[Michael Logan]

I always use a knife and a fork when I eat pizza

 

[tehannihalator]

With my mouth

 

[Chairman Meow]

I get called weird by my girlfriend for eating pizza with a fork and knife instead of just grabbing it with my hands, though I sometimes do, and when I do, I eat it crust first.

Dear god you're a freak!!
Kill it! Kill it with fire!

OT: I throw up my digestive juices on it, wait until it's liquid then drink it.

 

[tjcross]

CHOMPA CHOMPA CHOMPA does that answer the question? if it's really greasy i'll use a fork and knife but otherwise i just shove it in

 

[JWAN]

Time to make this complicated:
Depends on the
style of the pizza (chicago/new york)
Way its cut (grid cut or pie cut)

 

[Eatspeeple]

I eat pizza in an odd way. I snap the crust, fold it in half, and eat it like that.

 

[greenyboy27]

With my hands, the old fashioned way. Om nom nom

 

[Imp Poster]

After watching Seinfeld, the one where George eats a Snicker bar with a knife and fork. That doesn't bother me, as a matter of fact, I do it too.

But what does bother me is when people eat with their mouths open (not putting your lips together when chewing). I HATE that. I don't like to hear or see what you are eating.

 

[Yoshemo]

I don't like pizza >:

 

[Daffy F]

With my fingers, holding the crust so I don't get icky stuff on my hand. It's the pizza's own hand holder! I then eat from the middle outwards, which I believe is a fairly standard Pizza eating practice.

 

[Something Amyss]

Hands. From the tip to the crust.

 

[Nieroshai]

If it's a really flimsy slice or one loaded with toppings, I'll usually take the first 3 or so bites with a fork. Otherwise, I pick up and eat with my hands.

 

[Davey Woo]

If at a Restaurant, I cut it into 8ths with a knife and fork and then eat with my hands, at home I use a Pizza slicer.

 

[superbatranger]

I open my mouth. I insert the pizza into my mouth. I bite the pizza and proceed to chew and swallow. Repeat.

 

[Obrien Xp]

fork and knife if in a proper restaurant.

if triangular: rip off crust (dip if available) eat, then eat normally.
if square: same as above except fold in half and eat.