Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[TheDoctor455]

I'm the one that glued those cat-ears to your head.
Don't know who did the tail though...

Ya... I'm also the dark one...sorry

Then would you kindly leave us alone?

 

[spartan1077]

Sorry I can't leave you alone or you won't call on me...I'm lonely so I torment your people

 

[TheDoctor455]

If I promise to be your friend, will you stop wiping out my people?

OT:
I'm sorry I gave you that cosplay outfit...

 

[Scde2]

The reason Aldaris was an ass was because...well I told him you had sex with his daughter.

 

[TheDoctor455]

He doesn't have a daughter... and Protoss society doesn't work that way.

For us a "collective consciousness" is a bit more literal... so... if I had, he would've known before you told him... and he wouldn't have cared... we just don't think that way.

OT:
I'm sorry I dunked you a bucket of purple paint. But at least we finally got it off of your skin!

 

[spartan1077]

A)I won;t leave you alone because I'm lonely.
2)I'm mentally unstable and accidently killed off everyone but you. But at least we're still firends riiiight?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

... I'm pregnant.

 

[spartan1077]

Damn it! I told you that we should have worn protection...well I didn't wear any because I wanted you to be pregnant...then you'd stay with me FORRRREEEEVEEEER

 

[xmbts]

You make me uncomfortable.

 

[spartan1077]

I make myself uncomfortable also I caused your system restart...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It isn't yours.

 

[spartan1077]

Actually, I disguised myself as someone else to see if you would cheat on me...so it is...sorry

 

[TheDoctor455]

A)I won;t leave you alone because I'm lonely.
2)I'm mentally unstable and accidently killed off everyone but you. But at least we're still firends riiiight?

Don't sweat it... I've been having you kill illusions... with some random people I didn't like mixed in to make it more believable. (mind wipes you so you don't remember the illusions bit)

Of course we're still friends.

OT:
... The other Doctor says your pregnant... he says its most likely mine...

 

[spartan1077]

I'm pregnant? What-how is that possible...I'm I'm...

OT: I accidently killed your dog...but it tasted good!

 

[Scde2]

Sorry for telling you that deleting system 32 would make your computer run faster.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm pregnant? What-how is that possible...I'm I'm...

OT: I accidently killed your dog...but it tasted good!

I don't remember having a dog... (sister barges in, yells at me)

Oh you killed THAT dog... damn it... oh well... I never liked dogs anyway.

OT:
I'm sorry I told you that Acid Rock sounded great.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'm sorry I let you live...

 

[spartan1077]

I'm turned on by you...actually I lied...I'm turned on by your gun

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'm sorry. The gun is really a cardboard cutout.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Yyyyeah......you remember that time? In Pompeii? Yeah, sorry for the blame shift, but having "violent eruption that wiped out an entire city" on my permanent record......