Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Taunta]

-breaks down- I betrayed my people and sold them out to an eternity of demonic slavery to feed my own fantastical drug addiction!

...Plus I haven't been laid in 500 years -sob-

 

[Taunta]

-sniffle- Such sad circumstances...let's go get ice cream and eat our feelings.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Kael'Thas?
I take it the first two times I killed you were mearly a setback.

 

[Taunta]

Yeah, I confess, I'm the end boss of Cataclysm. Deathwing was just a cover-up.

Have you tried selling her out to demons? It typically works.

 

[mParadox]

-breaks down- I betrayed my people and sold them out to an eternity of demonic slavery to feed my own fantastical drug addiction!

So it was YOU! The one who happened to give away his entire people to us. They make wonderful slaves. Although the butcher still needs some tweaking.

*cry comes from behind*

Don't mind that.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I may or may not have impaled her with two longswords from Tevinter.

 

[Taunta]

-breaks down- I betrayed my people and sold them out to an eternity of demonic slavery to feed my own fantastical drug addiction!

So it was YOU! The one who happened to give away his entire people to us. They make wonderful slaves. Although the butcher still needs some tweaking.

*cry comes from behind*

Don't mind that.

Glad to hear it. It was a ***** convincing them to get through the dark portal. As long as you keep the magic coming.

 

[mParadox]

Glad to hear it. It was a ***** convincing them to get through the dark portal. As long as you keep the magic coming.

You should know that we also have rules. Our supplies are running dry. You might convince someone else to come at the dark portal. We can't provide magic forever.

 

[Taunta]

But if I don't get any, then I'll lose my sex appeal! And everyone back home wants my head as it is.

Oh well. Looks like it's time to go to a higher power.

 

[mParadox]

Uh-huh. Rules are rules. You need tons of magic to go to a higher power you know.

 

[mParadox]

*pats head* Yes you are. ^_^

 

[Taunta]

I could use more magic to appeal to a higher power...

...or blowjobs. You know, whichever works.

 

[mParadox]

Hmm... You might wanna talk to Dark for that. He's the Hell Lord. I'm the President of the Hell. Appease him and you got my support.

 

[mParadox]

To appease me you must watch the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode Once More With Feeling.

Spoiler: Or you know... Turkish Delights!