Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Dr.Susse]

I've never played a game before. I feel so dirty.

 

[xmbts]

I gave you the wrong directions

 

[Dr.Susse]

Dam it I've been driving for hours!

OT: I put the bop in the bop-shoe wop.

 

[mParadox]

i sabotaged your engine and gave you creaky wipers. I';m sorry. The idea seemed funny at the time.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm the one that keeps taping the "Eat Me" sign to your back before you leave the bunker.

 

[mParadox]

That explains the constant hungry zombies.

I was the one who accidentally messed with your time-line and forced you to come in this pathetic time.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Heh... no worries... you actually saved me during my final battle with the Overmind.

I stole your daughter's Zombrex... I needed my fix damn it!

 

[mParadox]

I know a few places where i can get it....

I was the one who dyed you bath blue....hope you like the body colour!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I was blue to begin with... so who would notice....

I'm the one that keeps stealing all of the men's clothes from Fortune City... forcing you to go in drag.

 

[Mr Fixit]

I sold your soul to the lowest bidder, sorry....

 

[TheDoctor455]

Since I didn't sign that contract... it is null and void...

I poisoned your vodka.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I gutted your ship off its warpdrive

 

[mParadox]

i was the one who transferred you to act as a guide to an emotionally devoid killing machine.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*I used all of your daughters zombrex on my dog.*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I gutted your ship off its warpdrive

This isn't Star Trek... so we didn't have one to begin with...

Its more of collective effort from all of the Templars (though I could do it by myself, and have) to psionically shift the ship's position instantaneously to somewhere else.

OT:
I'm the one that gave the Covenant the nuke codes.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I slipped the Arrakis spice into your food. Now your eyes glow blue.

 

[Scde2]

I have your money...But it is all in pennies. :/

 

[Glaive_21842]

About your dog...i kicked it...

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

About your mom... I think she's cute...

 

[Amzer]

Uh...About that...I think that's scary.