Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Cinnamonfloss]

I swapped your book with an argos catalogue.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I caused the Escapist to lag and you get ninjad.

 

[mParadox]

Your lag caused a lag to your post.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I may have turned your kitten into a fine hat.

 

[mParadox]

I forced you to right unity twice.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I told the world that your real name is Cindy-Lou.

 

[TheDoctor455]

@Doctor: That's just wrong.

It's good to know that my handiwork is appreciated.

OT:
I took pictures of your face under that mask and set up a Facebook account for you... with your real face as your profile photo. Despite the horrible burns... you're actually quite popular...

 

[Best of the 3]

I spilt custard in your hair that one time.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I told pirates you were one. Not the yar har kind, either.

 

[Best of the 3]

You know that book your reading, I ripped out the last page so it has no ending. SOrry.

 

[Amzer]

NERRRG! ARRRRHG! Someone...Disgraced my country...(I hate it IRL *Whistles innocently*) AND Destroyed my favorite kick-ass robot. Someone's burning...ABOVE POSTER! PREPARE TO TASTE MY FURY!
OT: That cake in your hand...Was made with a radioactive baking mix. And the icing is a chemical element that I wouldn't want to eat. HAVE FUN! And yes, I did swipe out the ingredients...

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

your only the best of 3 because i killed the other 2

 

[Best of the 3]

But being best of "the" 3 implies that there are another 2 and by killing them I am just The Best. Thanks.

I don't see much logic in what you post. Sorry.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You have just been drafted into the army. I did the raffle.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i was the 1 who locked you in the basement for a week

 

[mParadox]

I was the one who convinced Sloth to take you in as her son. *2003 anime*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm the one who hacked the Animus, sending you on a pointless fetch-quest.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I was the one who sent you on that dumb quest away from Menzoberranzan.

 

[mParadox]

I was the one changes your uniform to a unicorn. :X

 

[Scde2]

I killed you entire family. :/