Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Admiral Stukov]

So do I.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I film it with a camera hidden over your shoulder.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

the camera is actually a fleshlight

 

[Admiral Stukov]

EDIT:no reply. Does this mean I won?

I was getting food <.<

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I spiked your drinking water with LSD.
...every day for 12.7 years.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Secretly bald under the hat.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

The hat is my hair.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

secretly sexy everywhere

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

(Pssh, that's not a secret...)

Has no idea that their badges happen to spell "The Mysterious Rival Section Leader Toasty Dabbler". Nor do they know that if you put a coma in there, it sounds as if you're talking about a mysterious rival section leader named Toasty Dabbler.

For the record, this was meant for Ahlycks. (Ahlycks? What the hell does that mean?)

 

[Admiral Stukov]

With a slight modification yours read "The fighter Subzero clanked The Lich King.
Instant euphamism.

Edit: Once again Spinzaku spins out of control and becomes Ninjazaku.

 

[Best of the 3]

You know that spinzaku...

I eats it.