Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[mParadox]

Awww! That was a new bed!

 

[FrostyChick]

Yeah, I also kinda shredded the bedsheets before I threw up. >.>

 

[mParadox]

;_;

My cat gifted them to me. Oh wait.. >_<

 

[havass]

I was the one who hanged your father and brothers. Rodrigo paid me well.

 

[mParadox]

I was the one who switched the money with fake coins.

 

[havass]

I killed your father and brothers for nothing.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm your brother, I'm sure you understand.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I raided your wine cellar.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

The only thing I have in my basement is bottles of human blood.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No, Stukov... I.... AM... YOUR... FATHER.

 

[mParadox]

I am your Godfather.

 

[Spoonius]

I am your mother.

^.^

 

[TheDoctor455]

I am also... YOUR FATHER!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I AM YOUR FATHER!

Which makes me my own granddad... neat.
Time travel is awesome.

 

[Spoonius]

I am YOUR MOTHER!

Try working that conundrum out.

 

[IceyHawt]

Yesterday I pooted and it killed your dog.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I.. am... your... Imperial sales representative, how may I force-choke er... I mean... HELP you?

 

[MrEnigami]

I replaced all your sale figures with the number of times I froze time and spat in your food.

 

[Scde2]

I hacked into all of your accounts and changes the settings around a little.

 

[Amy Sorel]

I was gonna give you a car for your birthday, but now that i see that you have blue hair, i gave it to your ex.