Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[mParadox]

Riiiiighhhht.

 

[xmbts]

You make me sad.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why did you write "Lemmings Lemmings Oh God the Lemmings!" on my ass?

 

[xmbts]

...Long story.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I've got time.

 

[xmbts]

Well the others found some lemmings, and came into my room while I slept and...well...I'd rather not say.

 

[TheDoctor455]

They stuck the lemmings into the holes for your wires didn't they?

 

[xmbts]

Yeah...sure we'll go with that one. >_>

 

[Code Monkey]

I confess, I masterminded the entire thing. Why? Because I'm blatantly and dangerously insane.

 

[mParadox]

That explains why you are confessing to it on a death chair.

 

[xmbts]

I think that postal worker may have stolen a few pictures.

 

[mParadox]

>_> Those were GOOD pictures! Made my Christmas.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm afraid the Lady of Pain is demanding alimony from you.

 

[mParadox]

Really? She's the one in a problem. Plus, I have no use of money. >_>

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ummm... well... she's demanding half of your soul actually... and the rest of your existence in her service... if not... well... you're existence will soon get very lonely when she traps you in one of her Mazes... oh, and she says you can never see your kids again.

 

[xmbts]

Did you get a strange bundle of pictures? I think the post mixed them up and I'd like them back...you didn't open them did you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm afraid I did... nothing lewd here... but why are you wearing a football helmet?

 

[mParadox]

Ah the pix. :3

 

[TheDoctor455]

The ones you took, right?

 

[xmbts]

I took those myself, even the ones Paradox keeps in a shoebox under his bed.