Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Safe in the Dark]

I stole all your undergarments and made a flag.

 

[Scde2]

I...kissed you while you were asleep.

 

[mParadox]

I bet the flag was diplomatic.

I dyed your hair purple.

 

[xmbts]

I think your name is silly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I brain-washed the Gorillaz into making you as you are...

 

[mParadox]

@xmbts: I think the same about your name. But i digress.
I like your hairstyle....

 

[xmbts]

My username or the characters' name?

OT: I don't particularly care for Italian food.

 

[mParadox]

Username.

OT: I screwed one of the plugs in the wrong socket.. :X

 

[TheDoctor455]

I sold you out to the Borgias.

 

[mParadox]

I forced you to confront your paranoid incarnation.

 

[xmbts]

Yeah I hit random keys and got got this, I really need to think of a better one

OT: I covered the back of your robe with sequins, it may effect your ability to blend with a crowd.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I sent a spark down a few of those wires to see what would happen.

 

[Kud]

I'm sorry... but...

You're blue... Da ba dee da ba die...

 

[mParadox]

Dang. ninja'd.

Anywho...wait..is that....the APPLE!!?! Give me!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... its my fault that Abstergo got the Apple... I convinced Steve Jobs that his company was going under and told him the only way to save it was to sell out to Abstergo.

 

[mParadox]

ok i lole'd at the one.

I AM your paranoid incarnation.

 

[xmbts]

I put out that hit on TheDoctor, just to annoy both of you in one sitting.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Its okay, the hit failed.

I replaced the internal wiring/tubing contents with butter and melted cheese.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I replace the beads in your hair with maggots while you slept

 

[TheDoctor455]

Thanks for the free haircut.

I used permanent blue body paint on you by mistake...
sorry about that...