Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[TheDoctor455]

I'm the one that sold your "soul" to that Clown-demon thing from Spawn.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

I swapped your salt with sugar

 

[Best of the 3]

I placed that piranha in the toilet that one time.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

That isnt cake...

 

[xmbts]

I stole all your plates and forks.

I'm the one who ate that post.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I know the deadly secret behind Mario.

 

[Scde2]

I am selling your own puns away.

 

[Best of the 3]

I glued your hair to one massive clump in your sleep.

 

[The Clown]

I replaced the icing on your cake with white man juice

 

[Best of the 3]

What made you think what you took was icing >:3

Hey look, your hands are covered in it.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i gave your grandma 1 of your cakes

 

[Yureina]

I took your recipe for brownies so I could make some for myself.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Has been serving pot brownies to the elderly and I never stopped them. Sorry.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

has been dressing as the elderly for pot brownies

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Has been ruining my plans from day one!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I swapped your salt with sugar

Thank you, the carmalization really brought a new and interesting flavor in my burger. Thank you for that! Here try some! (offers a burger to Cinnamonfloss)

OT:
I replaced all of your knives with rubber chickens.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i had sex with all your rubber chickens

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I punted your dog off of that bridge.

 

[Scde2]

I pronounce Blazblue as Blazz blue.

 

[TheDoctor455]

i had sex with all your rubber chickens

You know that makes it worse for VaudevillianVeteran, not me, right?

EDIT:
OT:
I killed your puppy-girlfriend.