Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Dr.Susse]

I stole your banhammer before you got it.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I told /b/ that you torture puppies, kill kittens and posted expertly photoshopped pictures as proof

 

[Scde2]

I sent you hate mail...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I gave a hacker a book filled with all your user names and passwords

 

[Best of the 3]

I helped Rampant Cortana murder small children when you weren't looking and you got the blame for it all.

 

[xmbts]

I may have called Chris Hanson before I realized who you were.

 

[mParadox]

I set the dogs on you when you weren't looking. Seemed like a good joke at the time.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I replaced all of the hay bales in Italy with bricks.

 

[mParadox]

*whimpers* Damn... That's no good.

I sneakily replaced your book with a gay magazine.

 

[Best of the 3]

I have replaced your hiden blades with candy canes in time for christmas.

 

[xmbts]

I may be hiding inside your refrigerator, don't check.

 

[Best of the 3]

I hid your money under your own hat.

 

[mParadox]

*yum*

I made you the mascot of Mozilla and forced you to take pictures with Moot.

 

[Vakz]

Had a stunt-guy for all the ninja-scenes.

 

[Best of the 3]

I was the one that left that robbed your house of all of it's pillows.

 

[mParadox]

I robbed you of the pillows you robbed and gave them to Leonardo.

 

[Best of the 3]

I beat Leonardo to a pulp while you were stealing my pillows.

 

[mParadox]

*rage* I skinned you while you were sleeping.

 

[Best of the 3]

I had fleas which I have now given to you

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm the one that keeps launching denial of service attacks against your home-site.