Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[The Clown]

I ate all the "I hate clowns" support group members.

 

[xmbts]

It was actually the "I love clowns" group. I mixed up the signs on the doors.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I orchestrated a DoS attack on your website

 

[Scde2]

I write down all of your posts and tape it to a wall in my bedroom.

 

[Sacman]

I come into your room and watch you sleep...
*Cookie for reference...*

 

[The Clown]

I trapped you in a TV

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@Scde: even my posts on 'other' websites? ;3

OT: I told everyone you were an axe gang member

 

[TheDoctor455]

I sent you to that continuous orgy-planet.

Which could be enjoyable... if it weren't mostly populated by Cthuluoids, The Flood, Headcrabs, the Borg, the Cylons, evil AIs, and the Zerg.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I think I'll manage....*turns off inhibators and enters whore mode* 'Loose' Cortana: who wants the first go at me? *looks at her options* You'll work nicely *grabs Zerg-Kerrigan and starts exploring her*

I sent the last of your family into a black hole

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i turned the black hole into a ihop

 

[xmbts]

I frequent that ihop.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I sent a quad of grunts to suicide bomb it

 

[TheDoctor455]

The UNSC (or whatever it was) hired me to program you with a "whore mode"

 

[xmbts]

I have countermeasures against people installing things such as 'whore mode' ever since Best added that cake device. I can tell you're disappointed.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not really... I didn't really care either way, and I got paid to do it.
So... all you've done is create a demand for me to put the mode back in...
(telephone rings, I have a brief conversation on it)

Ha! I was right! Thank you xmbts!


OT:
I filled your hat with oil.

 

[superbatranger]

That milk? Yea, it's not milk.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Your delicious dinner? Yeah that was a fist full of gravel and LSD.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've no clue what or who Russia is.

 

[Scde2]

I enlisted you into the army.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Neither have I.