I was once mailed a condom. It was in a thin envelope and thus, easy to see. I was given the letter by my mother who gave me a funny look.
Embarassing/ weird gifts you've recieved!
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A gigantic, boot-shaped piece of alcohol-related paraphernalia. It could hold....probably around 5 cans worth of beer? I don't know, I only saw it with two cans worth in it, before the RA caught on and took it. Yeah, that didn't take long.(The friend who gave it to me is kind of an idiot)
Oh yeah, and the same guy also got me a shirt with a list of "Things That Get My Dick Hard" and urged me wear it to my class. Yeah, sure. I mean, my English teacher told a kid that wore a Justin Bieber shirt(hazing for a frat) that "You and that shirt are a failure of American culture", but he'd probably LOVE my shirt.
Ah, college.
Oh yeah, and the same guy also got me a shirt with a list of "Things That Get My Dick Hard" and urged me wear it to my class. Yeah, sure. I mean, my English teacher told a kid that wore a Justin Bieber shirt(hazing for a frat) that "You and that shirt are a failure of American culture", but he'd probably LOVE my shirt.
Ah, college.
That's weird/embarrassing? CrossFireX that shit and you'll be running anything you want FOREVER!Sacman said:
A life size cut-out of Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. Not so much embarassing as weird. Its currently standing right near my bedroom door so whenever anyone walks in he's right there, watching...
Its pretty cool though.
Its pretty cool though.
My Girlfriend gave me a card saying she wanted to have sex with me and my mother read it by mistake
My friend's sister got him a blow up doll for Christmas. He opened it in front of his whole family...
Well I have bought my GF handcuffs for X-mas, and right after I turned 21, I got a wet/dry car vacuum.
A Bible, from my grandmother during my frothing teenage atheist days. (although to be fair, this was from my nice grandmother---my mom's mother---so I didn't have the heart to throw it at her. If it had been my dad's mother, who called me a bastard spawn of Satan and my mother a Jezebel, I'd have probably burned her at the stake and used her gift as kindling. I wasn't a very nice teenage atheist.)
My sister got me a "Santa" G.i.joe when I was eight.
First off the only accessory was a sack of presents and a Santa hat
Secondly it was just a normal soldier with the hat and not actually Santa
Also he had no kung fu grip or whatever.
Finally I couldn't even open him because he was a "collectable"....seriously?
almost as bad as the 5 dollar cologne she got me the year before.
First off the only accessory was a sack of presents and a Santa hat
Secondly it was just a normal soldier with the hat and not actually Santa
Also he had no kung fu grip or whatever.
Finally I couldn't even open him because he was a "collectable"....seriously?
almost as bad as the 5 dollar cologne she got me the year before.
