Embarrassing Injuries

[PaulyWalnuts]

So the other day I ended up knocking myself out, giving myself a concussion, while snowboarding, and the fall happened to be directly in front of all my friends. Needless to say I'm going to get a bunch of crap for it, which I can't blame them because it was probably hilarious to see (once they figured out I wasn't dead or seriously injured of course!)

Anyway, have you guys ever had an accident or injury that everyone thought was funny at your expense? Time to relive some childhood trauma!

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

I fractured my elbow by falling off an electric scooter because I swerved to avoid a piece of chalk my little sister had thrown at me. I also fractured my elbow by tripping over my dog's chew tow :/

 

[TheHecatomb]

Had an acute testicular torsion [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion] at age 14.

For obvious reasons I told my classmates that it was my appendix. I mean, you don't just tell a bunch of 14-year-olds you basically twisted your balls around so bad you had to go in surgery to straighten them out.

About 2 months later at the swimming pool one of the buggers noticed there was no scar on my belly. 't Was embarassing indeed.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

During a highschool wrestling match my opponent tried to do a firemans carry on me, he went hard and fast and ended up introducing his arm to my junk at high speed in front of the entire crowd.

He knocked one of my testicles back up inside my abdomen, I had to let the trainer drop it back down by lifting and dropping me on my butt a few times, then I got a ride to the hospital. I'm lucky I didn't end up with a synthetic nut after that.

Horrendously painful and highly embarassing, it was not a pleasant day.

 

[niege]

When i was in first or second grade i got Inguinal Hernia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inguinal_hernia

 

[Valkyira]

I broke my arm and knocked myself out while riding a quadbike because I went faster than I should have in order to go up a little mound thing. I was being cocky, thinking I could jump it like a pro... Instead, I lost control, veered to far to the right and smashed into a tree. I broke three fingers (one on the left hand, and two on the right) because of the contact between the tree and the handlebars, sandwiching my hands in-between. I went straight over the handlebars, smashed head first into the tree and got knocked out, broke my arm at the same time.

That was a pretty bad day.