Embarrassing sex-related stories
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Not... completely different, but yeah, I do prefer skin to skin. Just not enough to risk getting accidentally knocked up.Colour-Scientist said:
Condoms aren't as fun, but for me position has a lot more to do with my ability to orgasms than the condom.
I had sex with a chick on her period. I had a condom on, no rips, and I washed myself afterwards.
Worst part was she warned me beforehand. I thought to myself "how bad could it be?"
It's AWFUL. PERIOD. I was wiping myself on her ass to get the blood off.
Worst part was she warned me beforehand. I thought to myself "how bad could it be?"
It's AWFUL. PERIOD. I was wiping myself on her ass to get the blood off.
I would wager that a lot of the time it's a spur of the moment thing that they can only be convince to do when in the mood, and then bad stuff happens. It could also be that people just don't understand the mechanics of their own bodies. Coming from the other side (snicker), I don't understand how guys can't tell they shouldn't be in there! One of them has to realize that someone bad is about to go down and actually take steps to prevent it. But most women don't have a good experience with it anyway so I'm not surprised when I hear these horror stories. I haven't had a bad experience with it yet either (although I've had to deal with the fallout of past experiences plenty of times).Bara_no_Hime said:
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If any dude complains about condoms, they aren't worth it. Not just from the ethical perspective, but if they aren't willing to give you what you need to insure you can have a good time free of concern, chances are they aren't that good in bed.
First time I had my (recently ex) girlfriend round to my house we were pretty much constantly going at it. At the time we had a next-door neighbour who loved to come round and chat with us every hour of the goddamn day. My gf and I joked about it, and then on the third night it happened. Right as she was orgasming, there was a knock on the front door. Fuck you Roy from next door, fuck you.
Different girl, less embarassing and more random story. In university I was part of a student-run organisation that was supposed to provide a sort of anonymous counselling service to other students. There always had to be a male and a female member on duty, but usually only one guy and one girl. In an office that included bunk beds, a very comfortable sofa, and ten horus spent mostly doing nothing while you waited for the phone to ring. Yeah, what else were a bunch of honry 20-somethings going to do?
Different girl, less embarassing and more random story. In university I was part of a student-run organisation that was supposed to provide a sort of anonymous counselling service to other students. There always had to be a male and a female member on duty, but usually only one guy and one girl. In an office that included bunk beds, a very comfortable sofa, and ten horus spent mostly doing nothing while you waited for the phone to ring. Yeah, what else were a bunch of honry 20-somethings going to do?
this sounds very similiar to a summer camper i was a jr. counselor at. 5-10 year old kids attending and 15-18 year old jr. counselors, adult real counselors... Adult real counselors got there own room each. the 20-40 kids who participated in the weekends sleepovers slept in communal rooms grouped by age and gender.MelasZepheos said:
The 6 jr. counselors, 3 male and 3 female, all slept in the same room. i, sadly, did not participate, however i did get to witness and walk-in on.
I'm pretty sure when I tried this my dick was like, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED."Cpu46 said:
Anyhoo, OT:
Being a horny bugger in High School, I got to second base in the fucking entrance way of the school, because my mind had gone blank and my GF at the time was...uh...rather immodest.
She spent the next morning poking my dick...yes, poking my shaft, until I had a raging hardon, then walked off to class. I was in panic mode, I wouldn't calm down until I had gotten off and I had to get to class, or I would be taken to the office bent over with a raging hardon.
So I ninja my way to the classroom and decide, "Hey its a good idea if I pretend to fall over and crawl to my seat! That way no one will see!" Obviously the blood normally allocated to delivering oxygen to the reasoning part of my brain was not working and I walked into the classroom, pretended to trip and fell on my fucking boner. Oh. My. God. To this day it hurts just thinking about it.
Next day, she was cheating on me with her ex, but whatevs...it was High School *shruggles*
I am fucking DYING.rutger5000 said:
I was in that kind of "Huh? What just happened" stupor for about a week. Then I understood, I had been taken by a slut. Has never happened since.Spot1990 said:
This isn't my story, it's though a friend of a friend. May not be true but I'm pretty sure it is.
Basically this guy and his gf decided to try anal for the first time. They did the deed at one of their parents house on the living room coach. So, once they were done he pulled out and she deficated all over the coach. Shit everywhere apparently. They couldn't clean it up, so when the parents came home they blamed it on the dog. Tragic part is the dog got put down.
Really wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry or just sit there in horror when I heard it. Put me off anal for a long time.
Basically this guy and his gf decided to try anal for the first time. They did the deed at one of their parents house on the living room coach. So, once they were done he pulled out and she deficated all over the coach. Shit everywhere apparently. They couldn't clean it up, so when the parents came home they blamed it on the dog. Tragic part is the dog got put down.
Really wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry or just sit there in horror when I heard it. Put me off anal for a long time.
I can't believe I'm still reading this thread...
Makes me wanna yell "EWWWWW" again. And it was going so well too...
Makes me wanna yell "EWWWWW" again. And it was going so well too...
After reading all 10 pages, and the last page specifically I'm sitting here laughing my ass off.game-lover said:
Sadly I have no stories of mine as I live in the middle of nowhere, hence forever alone even though I don't want to be/wouldn't be if I lived in an urban area/area close to other people.
Only thing kinda sorta embarrassing but not really is that I have a E-fuckbuddy that I cyber with on occasion (They also live in the middle of nowhere)
Bit of an old thread but haven't added one so why not. My first girlfriend loved for me to cum on her face, so we'd often finish that way. But one day after I had done so, we cleaned up and my parents had just arrived home. My mother says it's good to see her again... then gives her a small kiss on her cheek. Once they left the room my gf almost fainted, and I was equally horrified.
Not gonna put any of the embarrassing stuff on here because my girlfriend would murder me (besides, nothing embarrassing has really happened to us anyway), but my mum found out I'd lost my virginity when she went through one of the cupboards in my bedroom to find an empty condom box. All she said was we hoped we didn't do it while they were in the house, and I can actually talk to her about stuff to do with sex now.
Had a girlfriend that was...well a screamer. Never bothered me and being young and naive never realized how well sound traveled through my parents house. Well, after a hot session that started when nobody was home but us, we came downstairs to find my parents, my grandparents, my aunt and HER parents...seems my mom thought it would be nice to invite her parents over and get to know the family since we had been a couple for a few months. We still thought we could play it off until my aunt started clapping and congratulating us on our performance.
Dinner was awkward...
Dinner was awkward...