English Breakfast!

[SeriousIssues]

...English cooking has got to be the worst thing ever.

 

[Section Crow]

eh, english breakfast isn't really my cup of tea

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Who let Al Murray get an account on The Escapist?

It is the god of all breakfasts, as long as it stays as a treat, not the norm. Other countries actually have brilliant all-week breakfasts that us Brits don't have. I'm a brit living in Berlin and (although it sounds like a bad sitcom from the 80's) I really like the fresh bread rolls with meat, cheese and all sorts on top. Its light enough to have everyday, but also very tasty, and varying in health depending on your mood.

On Sunday though...get me ma bacon

Al Murray was all about bacon sandwiches. This is completely different.

>_>

<__>

 

[manaman]

Hangover cure? I wouldn't know about it.

See I think it's been pretty close to a decade since I have had a hangover. But I will give you that there is nothing like eating a wonderful greasy breakfast while you piece back together everything you did the night before so you can figure out why there is a dead hooker in the closet, your girlfriend is sleeping on the floor, and just who in the hell is that guy cuddling with you.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Hangover cure? I wouldn't know about it.

See I think it's been pretty close to a decade since I have had a hangover. But I will give you that there is nothing like eating a wonderful greasy breakfast while you piece back together everything you did the night before so you can figure out where there is a dead hooker in the closet, your girlfriend is sleeping on the floor, and just who in the hell is that guy cuddling with you.

It's the perfect plan if you did something stupid the night before.

Nobody can stay angry at the guy who's just made a fry up.

 

[Zef Otter]

I prefer the good ol lumberjack breakfast if i wanted to kill myself with food

 

[anthony87]

As glorious as your photo of an English Breakfast is, it is nothing without the bacon. SMOKED bacon to be exact!

A person presents me a breakfast sans bacon? That person can fuck right off! Therefore I would like it to be noted that the BACON SANDWICH should be held just as high as the full English Breakfast....or Irish breakfast as we tend to call it.

Lovely bitta French Toast is always nice too....

 

[wooty]

You git, you absolute git!

A massive fry up is all I can think about now

Go make a bacon sandwich, you know you want to.

And a cup of tea.

I've got the tea covered, but.....theres no meat in the fridge......*sob*

 

[anthony87]

eh, english breakfast isn't really my cup of tea

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah I see what you did there!

 

[Rude as HECK]

More hash browns, please.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Screw you buddy now I have to go find some food.
But I haveto point out that food does nothing for your hangover, however gobs of water and some aspirin do wonders.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

As glorious as your photo of an English Breakfast is, it is nothing without the bacon. SMOKED bacon to be exact!

A person presents me a breakfast sans bacon? That person can fuck right off! Therefore I would like it to be noted that the BACON SANDWICH should be held just as high as the full English Breakfast....or Irish breakfast as we tend to call it.

Lovely bitta French Toast is always nice too....

There's bacon in the picture...


And I agree, smoked bacon is the best bacon. On crusty white bread. With a few dollops of ketchup.

Glorious.

 

[Kynreave]

This is all I have to say on the matter.
http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1570638/full-english-pizza

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You git, you absolute git!

A massive fry up is all I can think about now

Go make a bacon sandwich, you know you want to.

And a cup of tea.

I've got the tea covered, but.....theres no meat in the fridge......*sob*

You know what you have to do then.


Get your coat on.

 

[anthony87]

As glorious as your photo of an English Breakfast is, it is nothing without the bacon. SMOKED bacon to be exact!

A person presents me a breakfast sans bacon? That person can fuck right off! Therefore I would like it to be noted that the BACON SANDWICH should be held just as high as the full English Breakfast....or Irish breakfast as we tend to call it.

Lovely bitta French Toast is always nice too....

There's bacon in the picture...


And I agree, smoked bacon is the best bacon. On crusty white bread. With a few dollops of ketchup.

Glorious.

Yes I was aware that it's there. But bacon can never be mentioned enough!

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_love

 

[realist1990]

Irish breakfast... eggs(fried), sausages, rashers(bacon), pudding(black and white), hash brown maybe beans

 

[Risingblade]

Just looking at the makes me want to throw up >.<

I don't appreciate that kind of negativity. You're ruining it for everyone.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

I'm quite proud actually

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Just looking at the makes me want to throw up >.<

I don't appreciate that kind of negativity. You're ruining it for everyone.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

I'm quite proud actually

No cheek from you, or you shall be tasked on the Scorpion Wheel.

 

[Joshimodo]

Apart from the black pudding, English breakfasts are the breakfasts of real men, real hard working men!

And lazy men. Which works for me!

 

[FrostyChick]

Two words:

Hangover cure

How about nope.
All just anecdotes I'm afraid, there are no scientifically endorsed hangover cures, well other than time.

Oh, and for me, on the rare ocasion I have a fried breakfast I hold the mushrooms and tomatoes, add an extra sausage and a good serving of black pudding.
As for teas, well anything will do, just no milk and as much sugar as I can get past the sweetness police.