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My wife is Japanese, so I get odd pronunciations all the time. Examples include procotol, mouse wash, grand beef, lifesaver(when discussing Star Wars), forgettable(instead of forgetful)... even our daughter's name comes out as Caitolin instead of Caitlin.

Shopping lists also get mangled pretty badly.
 

Devetta

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gmaverick019 said:
it's because in america it is spelled "aluminum", therefore the pronunciation follows.

(i tend to catch myself around foreigners however, i'll try and say aluminium for their convenience.)
loc978 said:
Funny thing, that... we also spell it wrong. I say it that way because it's been spelled aluminum my entire life, in chemistry classes, metal shops, even in the military where I dabbled in shaping aircraft aluminum. The first time I heard "aluminium" pronounced (I believe I was 17 or 18... some time around the turn of the millennium), my gut reaction was "Why the fuck did you add another i? Are you stupid?"

It's almost like we speak a different dialect...
Ah I didn't think about spelling, seeing as it's an element I presumed it would be a universal way to spell it, especially (as someone said above) that 80 elements end in "ium" and only 4 end in "um".
 

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Well being dutch, I had a russian professor for a mathematical course once, and the way he said 'definitie' was fantastic. It's supposed to be (defin-ee-tsee in english phonetics I guess), but the way he said it it would become 'deb-niz-iye'

Most fascinating 2hours of class ever.
 

omega 616

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Americans and the word "solder".

IT IS NOT "SODDER", there is a motherfucking "L" right there! Say him, he is a nice friendly letter.

It's like the word
Sod in British English is a somewhat offensive, pejorative term for a person, derived from sodomite[1] but rarely nowadays used with this meaning. As an insult, it is generally teamed with 'off', i.e., 'sod off' meaning to get lost/go away/stop bothering me/fuck off. It can generally be applied to refer to a person in a most basic sense and frequently preceded by a modifying adjective (?That crazy sod almost ran me over!?). It can be used as many different parts of speech ? e.g. in the imperative mood, ?Sod off, you slag!?; or in adjective form, ?sodding bastard?. Such uses as ?Sod it!? and ?Sod this? are often exclamations of frustration.
, you are a sodder, like it's an adjective.

I think the only word with an L in that you don't pronounce is Salmon but with solder you say the "L".
 

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DanielBrown said:
I've always pronounce melee and meme as me-lee and me-me due to not having heard the words spoken until much later than I learned them. Saying meilei and meem sounds really wrong to me.

APLovecraft said:
on another note; in warriors:legends of troy did anybody else get annoyed with the pronunciation of some of the characters names ie:
Odysseus (o-diss-ee-us) becoming (o-diss-ay-us)
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Zeus (zoos) becoming (zay-us)

did anybody else notice that? have i been pronouncing greek names wrong?
i know they arent english words i was just curious
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Believe most languages/dialects are wrong. In Swedish we say Zeus like Sävs(sounds as stupid as it looks). The ancient Greek way was Zeús.
Danish is even worse : [Søvs].. god that's so embarrassing :/
 

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Cumin its a spice and its pronounced Qu-Min but i've watched sooo many cooking shows where they pronounce it "Cummin" it just makes me laugh because one time a host was even trying to correct the cook and she got embarrassed because its basically a dirty word. hahaha

one that really bothers me is the word Fungi, its Fun-guy, not Fun-Jai or Fun-Jee * eye twitches * if it were pronounced Fun-Jee, Fungi would be spelt with a J
 

thespyisdead

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someone once pronounced chivalry phonetically(meaning read the "ch" with it's normal sound)

that someone was my english teacher
 

Ironside

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I have found that a lot of my lecturers have a problem with the word circuit - admittedly english isn't there first language, but it still bothers me when they pronounce it cir-quit.
 

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I'm Dutch and, if I may say so, my verbal skills are almost on a native level. Sadly though 90% of the time dealing with English where I live sounds like this:

*crawls into a corner and starts to weep*
 

Elgnirp100

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Aluminium.

Every time I heard it said as "Aluminum" I nerd rage.
Grammar Nazi. What can you do?

But seriously, what is it with people (mostly Americans) and missing out the second "i" in "aluminium"?
 
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Woodsey said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
When I was little, I pronounced "herb" with a non silent "h".
Unless you're from the Caribbean, that's how you pronounce "herb".

OT: Recently I've seen people fucking up the spelling of medieval in all sorts of ways. Someone recently wrote it as "midi evil".

In terms of pronunciation, get a room full of people to try and pronounce Deus Ex.
oh god it wasn't until a year ago that i heard the correct pronunciation...was COMPLETELY off. sad thing is everyone i know pronounced it the same way i did, so it's not uncommon in my area.
 

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gmaverick019 said:
Woodsey said:
Eclipse Dragon said:
When I was little, I pronounced "herb" with a non silent "h".
Unless you're from the Caribbean, that's how you pronounce "herb".

OT: Recently I've seen people fucking up the spelling of medieval in all sorts of ways. Someone recently wrote it as "midi evil".

In terms of pronunciation, get a room full of people to try and pronounce Deus Ex.
oh god it wasn't until a year ago that i heard the correct pronunciation...was COMPLETELY off. sad thing is everyone i know pronounced it the same way i did, so it's not uncommon in my area.
A friend of mine thought it was French, not Latin, and when he first pronounced it like that I had no fucking clue what he was saying. "DOOEHZUHEY".
 

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i got a mate who says skeleton "skel-ing-ton" not too bad in normall conversation but when you are playing dnd with the guy it can get a bit odd

when my sister first saw the word oesophagus in some school work when she was 12 or something she pronounced it
"os-e-o-fagus" me and my mum looked at her baffeled for a bit untill we worked out what she was going on about
 

loc978

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Elgnirp100 said:
Aluminium.

Every time I heard it said as "Aluminum" I nerd rage.
Grammar Nazi. What can you do?

But seriously, what is it with people (mostly Americans) and missing out the second "i" in "aluminium"?
I'll re-quote myself here...
loc978 said:
Devetta said:
I think the only thing that bugs me is how Americans say aluminium.
Funny thing, that... we also spell it wrong. I say it that way because it's been spelled aluminum my entire life, in chemistry classes, metal shops, even in the military where I dabbled in shaping aircraft aluminum. The first time I heard "aluminium" pronounced (I believe I was 17 or 18... some time around the turn of the millennium), my gut reaction was "Why the fuck did you add another i? Are you stupid?"

It's almost like we speak a different dialect...
Serious. Both spellings and pronunciations are correct (now. Yes, your way was "first!"... and like an annoying internet person, you folks like to remind people of that). I've seen your crazy foreign periodic tables with their extra "i" now that I've been around the world a few times... but back when I was a teenager, I would have felt the same way about your pronunciation as you do about mine.
 

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CynderBloc said:
I can only think of 2 off the top of my head. One I only hear every now and then, and it's "Taw-lit" for Toilet

The one that really, really gets me though is Yoghurt. It seems that Yoh-gurt, which is an Americanism has become the main pronunciation nearly everywhere, even in the UK. The correct pronunciation is Yog-urt.

I don't know why it irks me so much, but I can't stand hearing everyone say Yoh-gurt
Is that pronunciation by upper-crust, horse-riding types? The kind of people that genuinely say 'yah' instead of 'yes'?
 

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omega 616 said:
Americans and the word "solder".

IT IS NOT "SODDER", there is a motherfucking "L" right there! Say him, he is a nice friendly letter.

It's like the word
Sod in British English is a somewhat offensive, pejorative term for a person, derived from sodomite[1] but rarely nowadays used with this meaning. As an insult, it is generally teamed with 'off', i.e., 'sod off' meaning to get lost/go away/stop bothering me/fuck off. It can generally be applied to refer to a person in a most basic sense and frequently preceded by a modifying adjective (?That crazy sod almost ran me over!?). It can be used as many different parts of speech ? e.g. in the imperative mood, ?Sod off, you slag!?; or in adjective form, ?sodding bastard?. Such uses as ?Sod it!? and ?Sod this? are often exclamations of frustration.
, you are a sodder, like it's an adjective.

I think the only word with an L in that you don't pronounce is Salmon but with solder you say the "L".
I'll admit that I stole this line, but it's my favorite response to "There's an L there! It should be pronounced!"

Yes, why would we just walk right in here and start talking about making a silent L? It's halfway to madness to imagine we could do such a thing.
(This next bit I just made up).
Maybe we should just chalk it up to the evolution of language over time.

This has me wondering what other words have silent letters in some dialects that I've always taken to be the norm. You guys leave the L sound out of caulk, calf, and yolk, yes?

But pronounce the L's in "palm"/"calm"/"almond"? Some websites indicate that the L's are silent for those three for some dialects, so I suppose I'm interested in what 'standard' British English uses.

Edit: But don't even get me started on Colonel/colonel...
 

omega 616

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chadachada123 said:
omega 616 said:
Americans and the word "solder".

IT IS NOT "SODDER", there is a motherfucking "L" right there! Say him, he is a nice friendly letter.

It's like the word
Sod in British English is a somewhat offensive, pejorative term for a person, derived from sodomite[1] but rarely nowadays used with this meaning. As an insult, it is generally teamed with 'off', i.e., 'sod off' meaning to get lost/go away/stop bothering me/fuck off. It can generally be applied to refer to a person in a most basic sense and frequently preceded by a modifying adjective (?That crazy sod almost ran me over!?). It can be used as many different parts of speech ? e.g. in the imperative mood, ?Sod off, you slag!?; or in adjective form, ?sodding bastard?. Such uses as ?Sod it!? and ?Sod this? are often exclamations of frustration.
, you are a sodder, like it's an adjective.

I think the only word with an L in that you don't pronounce is Salmon but with solder you say the "L".
I'll admit that I stole this line, but it's my favorite response to "There's an L there! It should be pronounced!"

Yes, why would we just walk right in here and start talking about making a silent L? It's halfway to madness to imagine we could do such a thing.
(This next bit I just made up).
Maybe we should just chalk it up to the evolution of language over time.

This has me wondering what other words have silent letters in some dialects that I've always taken to be the norm. You guys leave the L sound out of caulk, calf, and yolk, yes? But pronounce the L's in "palm"/"calm"/"almond"? Edit: But don't even get me started on Colonel/colonel...
To be honest, I spent a good ten minutes trying to think of examples of the L being silent and could only muster "salmon" ... I guess it was like when you're on the phone and you say "N for ..." and the only ones that jump to mind are racist or don't start with N "knot, knife, knee knob, knuckle"