Enjoy the Gonorrhea, Amercians.

[McMullen]

i dont know what perceptions you have about america but the majority of us believe in evolution.

Technically, yes, but about half of those think that evolution is directed by God. Natural selection appears to be believed by only 32%.

So yeah, we deserve our national shame.

EDIT: Whoops, forgot to cite:

Pew Research Center, 2009:
http://www.pewforum.org/Science-and...eligion-and-Science-in-the-United-States.aspx

 

[Xan Krieger]

Doesn't affect me at all and hopefully it'll teach people to stop fucking everything that moves so it's all good. Too much sex in society nowadays anyways, maybe this'll fix it.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

We should kill all of the std infected!!!!!

OT: This worries me. I'm not doing anything stupid to put myself at risk but I'm worried about my kids and my kid's kids.
Well, time to move to Antarctica.

 

[uchytjes]

So, point of the thread; how does that make you feel?

If I could actually get some, I would give a fuck. But seeing as i'm surfing the web at 11:00 on a saturday, the likelihood of this affecting me is slim to nill.

 

[spartan231490]

There will be a new antibiotic on the market before this becomes a problem.

 

[RootBrewski]

Well that sucks, I always use protection, but accidents can happen unfortunately. Oh and the disease and also Chlamydia can be spread via unprotected oral for those of you who thought it was totally safe.

 

[Mykal Stype]

Speaking of ironic sex facts. Did you know that US states which ONLY teach abstinence-only sex education actually have the highest rates of teen-pregnancy? Yep, that's totally working as intended

They're also really into the butt stuff. You can't get pregnant if you take the back entrance, and then you're still a virgin! I guess. I don't really get the reasoning behind that. And then they get disease because they think they don't need condoms.

OT: I'm actually not sure what I think. I really try to care, but I for some reason can't. Maybe it's because I'm safe, or maybe I can't bring myself to care too much about people that perform risky behaviour and then have something bad happen to them. It's like trying to feel bad about a kid that tries to jump a ravine on his bike and beaks everything. You feel for him, but you kind of also laugh when no one is looking. And then you feel bad about that.

Moral of the story: Don't jump ravines while doing butt stuff.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

I think we should just keep fuckin' until we develop Gonorrhea-resistant humans.

I'll take my Nobel Prize now.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Dont worry, its going to spread. disease always does. You can feel safe, but it will get to you, so no one outside the americas feel smug this is happening here.

... Other than that, my thought about this is what it always is. Gather up anyone infected, put them all in a single place, kill them all or let them live in total isolation till they die out completely (same thing) and wait and see if evolution take its course (i.e. humans are born resistant to it) or if they all die before it. I dontk now how many people it is, but whatever it is, its not too high. world population could do with some pruning,a nd I dont see a WW2 any time soon that would do that job for us.

but no one ever likes to hear that idea. We're apparantly above outright shooting someone but doent mind passing off a potential death sentence/life altering change as long as we get our willies wet/holes sufficiently plugged.

 

[aelreth]

I thought it was cute when Peter Schiff said that the Federal healthcare free contraception policy would cause the unintended consequence of males forgoing condom use since the female has access to free birth control pills. Thus watch for venereal disease to get much worse.

Time to look into companies that sell treatment for it and buy some of their stock.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

Dont worry, its going to spread. disease always does. You can feel safe, but it will get to you, so no one outside the americas feel smug this is happening here.

... Other than that, my thought about this is what it always is. Gather up anyone infected, put them all in a single place, kill them all or let them live in total isolation till they die out completely (same thing) and wait and see if evolution take its course (i.e. humans are born resistant to it) or if they all die before it. I dontk now how many people it is, but whatever it is, its not too high. world population could do with some pruning,a nd I dont see a WW2 any time soon that would do that job for us.

but no one ever likes to hear that idea. We're apparantly above outright shooting someone but doent mind passing off a potential death sentence/life altering change as long as we get our willies wet/holes sufficiently plugged.

Mostly because it's an incredibly simplistic and enormously stupid idea. You are wrong on so many levels (including your use of ellipses) about pretty much all of your everything in that paragraph.

"...awarded no points...god have mercy..." blah, blah, blah.

 

[Kanova]

One must have sex for this, or at least get close to someone. So I think I am pretty damn safe.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Dont worry, its going to spread. disease always does. You can feel safe, but it will get to you, so no one outside the americas feel smug this is happening here.

... Other than that, my thought about this is what it always is. Gather up anyone infected, put them all in a single place, kill them all or let them live in total isolation till they die out completely (same thing) and wait and see if evolution take its course (i.e. humans are born resistant to it) or if they all die before it. I dontk now how many people it is, but whatever it is, its not too high. world population could do with some pruning,a nd I dont see a WW2 any time soon that would do that job for us.

but no one ever likes to hear that idea. We're apparantly above outright shooting someone but doent mind passing off a potential death sentence/life altering change as long as we get our willies wet/holes sufficiently plugged.

Mostly because it's an incredibly simplistic and enormously stupid idea. You are wrong on so many levels (including your use of ellipses) about pretty much all of your everything in that paragraph.

"...awarded no points...god have mercy..." blah, blah, blah.

I never said it was a great idea. My thoughts on the problems in africa are somewhat similar, and if you ever asked me how id run a war, youd find Id be breaking probably every geneva convention law. Sure its simple and stupid, but when you're dealing with idiots who dont even have the thought process to be safe with something they so highly value and live an easier life you need to be simple and stupid.

there's no real solution. you can push safer sex but there will be people who cant be bothered, just like tehy cant be bothered to tell you (and if you dont know it doesnt hurt to get tested at least once quarterly). you can push for what I suggested but its unethical and simple and stupid as you say. or you can just keep going on in a blissful ignorance state with the confidence of "oh, we'll just make something stronger and everything will be oka" until it gets worse, and then you repeat the process. and sure eventally you'll solve it and beat it, but it will come back as something stronger, or something new thats like it but worse.

So thats why I cant be bothered to care.

the captcha is pretty funny: egg on

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

Dont worry, I have a solution...

Ill take my Nobel Prize now...

Get this man some government funding!

This is unsettling, but not surprising. At least people who have STDs are forthcoming about it. Right?

 

[Souplex]

One of my greatest fears is that the overuse of anti-biotics will lead to super-germs killing all of us.
So long as I use a condom, avoid strange needles, and don't get raped, I'm fine though.

 

[Superlative]

So, point of the thread; how does that make you feel?

You would have to develope a new branch of mathematics to count the number of fucks I don't give.

I think the Incredible Man Monkey from Killing Floor has worked it out for you.


As for me, I to side with the Monkey. Enjoy your Gonnorhea! I'll remain here in the UK where everyone pisses themselves in fear at 10cm of snow.

Actually, i can do you one better

 

[Singularly Datarific]

brb infecting your daughters

it was inevitably gonna happen so it's up to the doctors to start working on new antibiotics and it's up to us to use safe sex

You wouldnt think it would be so hard, its not difficult to use safe sex, and if I get to the point with a person that I am willing to go unsafe, and they have an STD that they havent told me about in that time... well that person is a total (String of Expletives deleted)

I swear this is just like a really boring version of the zombie apocalypse...