Soviet Heavy said:
While health bars do lean closer to what I would like, I concede that they aren't perfect either. As Lazarus Long pointed out, they can be missed on the screen by merit of being so unobtrusive.
As long as they blink or beep or have heartbeat sounds then you can't really use that as an excuse. Besides if you just took massive damage and took cover
without glancing at your health, you're
doing it wrong.
I'm going to take it one step further and say even
health bars are too modern. Say what you like about them, but my ideal health gauge is still the health
percentage. That way you always know
exactly how close you are to death, and in multiplayer when you just scrape through a fierce fight and come out barely alive, when a friend or foe asks you what your health is, tell me what's more fun to be able to say:
a) "I'm down to about a quarterish of the last health box."
b) "My bar's down to... ooh, maybe say.. a millimetre or two? hard to say on the TV screen.."
c) "My whole screen is red except for a pea sized bit in the centre"
or d) "I'm on TWO PERCENT HEALTH!"