Epic Fail

[TheDaringDragoon]

I once ambushed six french soldiers, I only killed five.

 

[d3mon_duck_666]

walking headlong into a lamppost while texting

 

[imp_spittle]

Walking down my driveway when it was covered with ice, I slipped. Both legs went up, just like in the movies. I had this beautiful brief second where I was just floating, as if gravity forgot me for a moment. Then I came crashing down on the ice. I just stayed there for a second until I realized, "shit, I'm in pain."

My epic win was putting out someone's hair when she got too close to a candle. She didn't realize that she was on fire until I, screaming obscenities, leapt at her and patted it out.

 

[Pink_Pirate]

hmn... well there was this girl I met once that I really liked, but never saw her again, until I met her by chance out on the street, a year later. Now i was on my way to a party and she was with friends so we parted ways, but planing to talk some more sometime. Next morning I woke up, severely hung over and for some reason, it felt very important that I check my sent messages on facebook... yep there is was, a drunken confession of my undying love, sent to the girl, and I still don't remember writing it. I haven't herd from her since. Epic drunk fail.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

Falling out of a tree into a pricker bush with an ant hill in it. Of course the ants had to be crawling in my cuts afterwards. And to make things worse, I was trying to show off to a girl when it happened. Ah...good times :|

 

[rokkolpo]

Everyone has had and epic fail at one point of another so escapist what is your epic fail moment?

Mine has to be waking up just in time to miss an important test. yay fail alarm!

that's epic?

i once fell down 4 meters (stack 2 doors on to eachother) got up completely dazzled,walked of. then fell in the pool and nearly drowned due to losing consciousness.

 

[Danpascooch]

I once walked into a pole, than got up, and walked into it again. I suck at walking.

I bet I know what happened, you went Left foot Right foot instead of Right foot Left foot right?

I do that all the time, walking is hard.

My epic fail happened at a carnival, I tried the "test your strength" game, and I shit you not, I hit the thing and the hammer rebounded off of it and hit me strait in the face. It was not pretty. Although I did see some pretty streaks of light across me vision for like 5 minutes

 

[MrTub]

a friend of me falled into a broken sewage drain, took us about 30min to get home and people gave us some odd looks..

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I was born, that was already a fail for me

No, that's a fail for your parents J/k

 

[wooty]

I was born, that was already a fail for me

No, that's a fail for your parents J/k

Ha, either way its someones fault

 

[Standby]

Walking back the morning after a house party, i realised my shoes were on the wrong feet. After stopping in the middle of the street to rectify the issue, no sooner were both shoes on i realised i'd put them straight back onto the wrong feet again.

 

[Amnestic]

My friend and I set me on fire with a six month old Christmas tree.

Christmas tress can burn? I thought that was just a myth, oh well you found out the hard way.

They burn exceptionally well. Really, very very well.

Too well :'(

 

[tmujir955]

I try to give a guy a punch on the shoulder just to get him away from me, and then end up sucker punching him in the face causing him to fall on the ground. I ran like hell.

Are you kidding? That is epic WIN!

 

[RyQ_TMC]

I once woke up on the day when I was supposed to fly back to the uni for the January exam session, stretched a bit, made a few sad faces about leaving home yet again, then thought "OK, so was my plane at 1:05 or 1:15pm?" and grabbed the ticket to make sure. Well, I checked the ticket at 8am and was already late by 30 minutes... I managed to catch a different flight, but it cost me a not insignificant sum.

And then there was another time, when I wanted to be smug when talking to my best friend's girl, who was from a small town (well, the village I lived in at the time had a whopping 17 inhabitants, so probably a bad idea)... So I asked her "so, do you get excused from school to help with harvest?"... Everyone looked at me with a slightly amused look and my friend said "harvest's in August"...

He still reminds me of that whenever I get too smug.

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

The first time I went snowboarding I missed the lift... like three times.

 

[tmujir955]

For all of you.

My epic fail was running into my cousin and lacerating my eyebrow.

 

[Schlorgan]

I had my alarm set, and it was going off. My sister was calling me, telling me to turn it off, but in my daze, all I did was reach over, turn it off, and fall back asleep. I was maybe 3 hours late for school...

 

[Comma-Kazie]

I got chased by a moose while trying to rescue my dog, who was being chased by said moose. We both wound up hiding under the front porch of the house for about half an hour before it went away.

NOT my best day.

 

[Blogg10]

Most painful fail?
Staying at my uncle's house a few weeks ago. He's 19, I'm 16, so we get along well. His really hot friend comes round, she's about 17. So I decided to show off by taking her along a dirt track on my bike. Motorbike, that is. Anyway, I told her to get off so that I could get across a ditch, and she did. And then I crashed it. The first and only time I've ever seriously injured myself- broke my ankle and I had a six-inch piece of polymer stuck in my arm, down to the bone.
Most embarrassing?
Shat myself when doing test your strength in front of my friends at school ._______.

 

[Go on]

walking headlong into a lamppost while texting

You have no idea how many times that has happened to me.