Epic Fail
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This does not count as it is not mine but is still a funny story told to me by a friend:
A friend of mine, tired of life, tried to hang herself from the topmost branch of a 30ft tree. The branch broke and, as she fell, she was smacked by a bunch of branches. She walked home feeling rather embarrassed. There was another time where she tried cutting her wrist. She sneezed right before cutting her wrist which caused her to cut her entire forearm.
A friend of mine, tired of life, tried to hang herself from the topmost branch of a 30ft tree. The branch broke and, as she fell, she was smacked by a bunch of branches. She walked home feeling rather embarrassed. There was another time where she tried cutting her wrist. She sneezed right before cutting her wrist which caused her to cut her entire forearm.
Always a good nightDiscoveryOne said:
I on the other hand had to explain to my best friend why his house back door was broken down and his mum had spent the entire day cleaning some weird stain from their Persian rug...
[NOTE TO ALL HUMANS: IF YOUR FRIEND IS OUT AT THE LAKES, DO NOT BREAK INTO HIS HOUSE TO SLEEP WITH A GIRL YOU HARDLY KNOW... ALSO USE A RUBBER!]
My most epic fail will have probably allowing my friend to nail the lid of a green wheelie bin, filled with alcohol shut with me inside it, (I don't drink, don't ask), a lit match in my mouth, a skateboard on the back, stark naked, pushed down a hill and exploding out halfway down, igniting the aforementioned alcohol and rolling very quickly into the stream to put the flames out, cutting my self on the rocks and getting EXTREMELY cold in the icy winter air/water
Before you ask the friend in both of the above situations is the same, and yes we are best friends and I would probably die for the guy... if not because of him!
This one guy in our marching band actually ran into a moving car. He wasn't hit by it he ran into the side of a car going through the parking lot. He didn't get hurt but it did worry some people.
I felt embaressed that I didn't have any money to give the Salvation worker. So trying to get in the Grocery store quicker, I glanced to the right. Seeing what appeared to be an open door, I walked towards it.
Right into the full length window.
I fell down, Got backup, Rubbing my forehead and walked inside.
At least the Salvation Army worker got a laugh out of it.
Right into the full length window.
I fell down, Got backup, Rubbing my forehead and walked inside.
At least the Salvation Army worker got a laugh out of it.
I once swallowed a fly then while pretending i was dying i accidentally hit my head on a wall, then while recovering from that i slipped on a book.
Joining the military so my wife and I could start a family and not worry about money. First fail was joining, and finding it a totally broken system of childs playground rules and behavior, second was the wife since she said she could handle me gone and how she handled it was blowing 1k every two weeks of my paycheck on nothing and spending the money allocated for food.
was at a house party, completly drunk, i had tried to bonnet run a car and failed horribly, got back in to the house and tried to light a cigarete (the way i landed i had smashed my lighter to crap) with the hob and brunt most of my fringe and my left eye brow crumbled away when my friend was seein if i had burnt my face.
I recently hit a power switch in a library with my foot, turning off half the computer lab. People were pissed until the power came back on and nobody's data was lost.
Crisis averted, but still, fail. My life seems to be made up of these sort of things...
Crisis averted, but still, fail. My life seems to be made up of these sort of things...
ha just recently i was at this gig with the school jazz band....i was just chilling backstage eating cake and talking to people and then i faintly heard my name being called, then one of the singers burst into the room and said "YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE ON STAGE"
so i sprinted out there, but just before i stepped on i realised i didn't actually have my drumsticks, so i ran back off again, found them and then ran on again, i got a massive cheer for some reason and then we started playing and it went pretty well...i got so many bad drummer jokes for that afterwards.
so i sprinted out there, but just before i stepped on i realised i didn't actually have my drumsticks, so i ran back off again, found them and then ran on again, i got a massive cheer for some reason and then we started playing and it went pretty well...i got so many bad drummer jokes for that afterwards.