Epic Fail
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I got sent out of my geography class for having a squeaky chair. I kid you not.
Although, that was one of the best lessons ever: Two of my friends who sat on the same desk were separated and moved around the room several times because they wouldn't stop clicking their pens, and they were eventually moved back to where they started. Three students? bags were thrown out of the window, one of them narrowly missing the head teacher. Everybody had an A3 paper airplane. Somebody kept farting throughout the entire lesson. One of the kids left the room when the teacher went to get disciplinary backup, then ran up and down the corridor making ghost noises. Pens were hurled with great quantity in every direction. Somebody spilt their cola all over the floor. People were playing on their GBAs. We all took it in turns to sing various songs. A friend bounced a rubber ball from the window, which is three stories high.
Needless to say, we got no work done at all that lesson. To top it all off, when the teacher left halfway through to get the disciplinary staff he never came back, and they never arrived. I will remember that lesson very fondly.
So I guess you could say it was an epic fail for the teacher as well.
Although, that was one of the best lessons ever: Two of my friends who sat on the same desk were separated and moved around the room several times because they wouldn't stop clicking their pens, and they were eventually moved back to where they started. Three students? bags were thrown out of the window, one of them narrowly missing the head teacher. Everybody had an A3 paper airplane. Somebody kept farting throughout the entire lesson. One of the kids left the room when the teacher went to get disciplinary backup, then ran up and down the corridor making ghost noises. Pens were hurled with great quantity in every direction. Somebody spilt their cola all over the floor. People were playing on their GBAs. We all took it in turns to sing various songs. A friend bounced a rubber ball from the window, which is three stories high.
Needless to say, we got no work done at all that lesson. To top it all off, when the teacher left halfway through to get the disciplinary staff he never came back, and they never arrived. I will remember that lesson very fondly.
So I guess you could say it was an epic fail for the teacher as well.
When I was 7, me and my friend went to the local park every weekend. One day I was climbing up a ladder, with him right in front me, and got my front tooth snagged on his jeans. Then I slipped, and his jeans pulled out my tooth.
Twas painful.
Twas painful.
while loading freashly cleaned laundry into my car on a snowy night at my parents house, i reached for the car door with one hand while trying to balance the laundry basket on my knee in the other arm. I slipped and fell backwards into a snow bank, with the basket on top of me. Not wanting to let the basket fall and have wet and dirty clothes, I began calling out in the dark to my parent. No luck, for ten minutes I lay there (laughing quite hard)until I realized my cell phone was in my pocket. I dialed the house phone but my dad couldn't really understand me through my giggleing until I yell that familiar phrase "help I've fallen and I can't get up. He rushed out of the house, thinking I was crying from the fall and after relizing I wasn't hurt began laaughing at my predicament. Epic fail but a good time was had by all.
No actually that was part of my whole "take of clothes to arouse her" plan...Robby Foxfur said:
got her soooo hot and heavy.
I'll tell you what, theres nothing that a woman loves more than a man with no sense of gravity...
I go nuts in college. Literally anything i can walk into i will, anything i can smack my limbs off such as walls, i will... I also have a habbit of saying something and saying it wrong. My 'mate' (not aloud to say the real term anymore lol) loves watching and laughs his head off all the time. Its really not fair 
I broke my ankle and dislocated my kneecap on my first day of martial arts. I'm the only person they've ever had to call the ambulance for! Although since the nice EMTs (they really were quite nice and gave me nice morphine) couldn't get me onto the board without screwing me up worse since I was wedged into a...corner, I put myself on it and everyone decided that was very badass.
My stepdad had had a cardiac arrest a month before, and when he and my mom showed up at the hospital to see me, they saw his ER doctor there and my mom went to introduce him to the doc that saved him and the first words out of the doc's mouth were, "Dude, you're ALIVE! I didn't know how to tell your wife this but I didn't think you were gonna make it!" (He's fine, btw.)
Two epics in one night.
I had to use a walker when I got out and it made a faint clicking sound that you could hear really well at night. My sisters started calling me Jacob Marley. You feel like epic fail when you're 25 using a walker, btw. Just so you know.
My stepdad had had a cardiac arrest a month before, and when he and my mom showed up at the hospital to see me, they saw his ER doctor there and my mom went to introduce him to the doc that saved him and the first words out of the doc's mouth were, "Dude, you're ALIVE! I didn't know how to tell your wife this but I didn't think you were gonna make it!" (He's fine, btw.)
Two epics in one night.
I had to use a walker when I got out and it made a faint clicking sound that you could hear really well at night. My sisters started calling me Jacob Marley. You feel like epic fail when you're 25 using a walker, btw. Just so you know.
