Epic Fail
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How does this even remotely qualify as "funny"? Your friend is suicidal. That's not a joke..Shoggoth2588 said:
yes yes and mine is apparently making this thread, sicne your about the 5th person to tell me this was stupid in a round about way, to all of you i have offended deeply I'm truly sorry.xDarc said:
In front of about two hundred people, I epicly failed Cliffs Of Dover on hard against a boy half my age, whilst wearing a naruto headband and having my tongue stuck out in concentration.
Epic Fail.
Epic Fail.
It does happen every one in a while in rural Wyoming. (though with my brain-damaged dogs, it tends to happen more frequently to me and my family >_<)imahobbit4062 said:
Trust me--having 1100 pounds of angry mama moose bearing down on you (usually entertaining certain fantasies about your skull and her hooves) is not quite as fun as you may think.ibatterbadgers said:
I dropped a bottle of Sauza Hornitos tequila in a store and sliced my finger down to the bone a few months ago...that fucking sucked, I mean not only did I get a rather painful cut filled with 80 proof liquor, but all that excellent tequila went to waste. On a plus note though I didn't have to pay for the bottle because the store was incredibly scared of me suing them. (I dropped it due to a faulty security device attached to the top of the bottle.)
I once set fire to the front lawn of an apartment complex. My sister and I attempted to put it out with a hose and buckets of water as it quickly spread and the fire department was called by someone.
There ended up being a circular brown scorch on that lawn for the entire summer. Was pretty funny.
There ended up being a circular brown scorch on that lawn for the entire summer. Was pretty funny.
My brother got chased by a goat and had to climb up a tree. The goat stayed underneath that tree for about an hour before being pulled away by a farmer.
Also, the first time I played Silent Hill 2 I was playing it in the dark and my dad thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me. I hit him with the control pad and he had one hell of a black eye.
Also, the first time I played Silent Hill 2 I was playing it in the dark and my dad thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me. I hit him with the control pad and he had one hell of a black eye.
not mine, but still funny
my uncle was in a bar with a few friends, when a good lookin woman comes in he sends a txt 2 his friend mark who is near her saying:
"check out the hot momma behind you" , unfortunately he sent it to his mother in law by mistake, her name being first on his contacts list.
she wasn't very happy
my uncle was in a bar with a few friends, when a good lookin woman comes in he sends a txt 2 his friend mark who is near her saying:
"check out the hot momma behind you" , unfortunately he sent it to his mother in law by mistake, her name being first on his contacts list.
she wasn't very happy
Atleast you aren't 'The girl who jumped into a 5 ft ditch and passed out!' That definetely has to be my most epic fail evar.SantoUno said:
Have you ever had the weird sensation where nothing is going through your mind. Like your brain isn't even regestering things? I was standing next to a said 5ft ditch while earlier my friend had been going around scaring my other friends. He moved close to me, and my not-regestering-thoughts brain thought he was trying to scare me. So, withought a thought I fucking leaped into said 5ft ditch, hit my head, and passed out for about 20 minutes. But to be fair it was made of concrete and grass.
I hit my head so hard though, that now I can shake my eyes!