Epic Movie Quotes

[soilent]

ITT: We discuss epic movie quotes, bonus cookies if you can guess the film without it previously being named.

Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes his head, crying] No...
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie: [continues crying] Please...
Captain J.T. Spaulding: All right, now get your fuckin' ass out the car. Go on. Yayayayayaya!
[Spaulding starts laughing]

A fairly easy one to start out.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Quotations
"Dear Roberta Sparrow, I reached into your book and... there's so many things i need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to." -Donnie

"I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great W...ar. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. " -Tyler

"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something."-Sam

 

[Eumersian]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."-Rhett

Easy one.

 

[TheRealGoochman]

"License and Registration......CHICKEN F***ER"-Super Troopers

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I get older...they stay the same age."-
Dazed and Confused

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Well, not from a movie, and doesn't SEEM epic at first glance, but if you know where it's from, I think you'll agree that it's one of the best quotes of all time:

Spoiler: *ahem*

"HEY! ASS-BUTT!"

If you don't know where it's from, I apologize for faking you out.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

*snip*

I'm gonna say.....Jaws.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

This is probably GONNA be awesome.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/2192-Red
It's at the end.
"Ninjas.Damn."

 

[Lombax302]

ultimate warrior quote, king Theodin at the start of the battle for helms deep. epic music, epic scenery, epic effects, epic quote:

"So it begins..."

 

[tomtom94]

This song goes out to the guy at the back who keeps interrupting all our songs...it's called We Hate You, Please Die.

That or Rorschach's monologue at the beginning and end of Watchmen.

 

[The Wykydtron]

To many anime quotes come to mind to think of a good film quote... no wait "you either die the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" Dark Knight FTW

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

"This one time ill let you ask me about my affairs."
"Is it true?"
"No."

 

[steevee]

Voila, in view a humble vaudivillian veteran, cast vicariously as both vctim and villian by the visstitudes of fate. This visage, no meer veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorious visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish those venal and virile vermin vangaurding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict, vengence, a vendetta, held as votive and not in vain. For the veracity f which shall one day vindicate the virtuous and the vigilant. Verily, his viossouchey of verbige veers most verbose so let me simply add that it is my good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

V, V for Vendetta.


My apologies if I've missed any, or spelt somethign wrong, it's type from memory.

 

[soilent]

Quotations
"Dear Roberta Sparrow, I reached into your book and... there's so many things i need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief because there will be so much to look forward to." -Donnie

"I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great W...ar. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. " -Tyler

"I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something."-Sam

Donnie Darko?
Fight Club, easy.
Lord of the walking, fellowship of the foot.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Hey Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade from?
I don't know.


Got to love that film.

 

[Distazo]

"Are you watching closely?"

Such a good film with an amazing twist.

Hey Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade from?
I don't know.


Got to love that film.

Anchorman,a surprisingly funny Will Ferrell movie.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

This is probably GONNA be awesome.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/2192-Red
It's at the end.
"Ninjas.Damn."

Ninja'd. Damn.

"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave." -HAL
With his monotone that can be so creepy.

 

[The Man With the Soap]

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture...and kill them." -Private Joker (Full Metal Jacket)

"You wouldn't know it to look at him, but under fire, Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is for someone to throw hand-grenades at him the rest of his life." -Eightball (Full Metal Jacket)

 

[aaronx83]

You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope the train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter because we'll be together.
-Inception,the greatest movie ever