Epic Movie Quotes
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Pff... Halloween.FargoDog said:
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"I don't care Bill. I love her. "
"How perfect for you - to take whatever you want because it pleases you. That's not love."
"Then what is it? "
"Some aimless infatuation which, for the moment, you feel like indulging - it's missing everything that matters. "
"Which is what? "
"Trust, responsibility, taking the weight for your choices and feelings, and spending the rest of your life living up to them. And above all, not hurting the object of your love. "
"So that's what love is according to William Parrish? "
"Multiply it by infinity, and take it to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm talking about. "
"Those were my words. "
"They're mine now. "
Gone With The Wind. And I take it many people didn't read the OP? Or I read the OP incorrectly and you're supposed to name your own quotes?Eumersian said:
"But for me? It was Tuesday"
Nice and easy.
The Prestige. Awesome movie indeed.CrimsonAssassin said:
"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight." -Eli.
"I will count to three, there will not be a four."
Or any Alan Rickman quote ever in existence ever.
"I'm in lesbians with you."
"Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover up the truth."
"Anything that doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger."
Or any Alan Rickman quote ever in existence ever.
"I'm in lesbians with you."
"Artists use lies to tell the truth, while politicians use them to cover up the truth."
"Anything that doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger."
Dr. Peter Venkman: We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay! He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
The Green Mile - "Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew! Were'nt Dilly, Jilly, Hilly or Bob! It was a french-fried Cajun named Delacroix!"
Anything Sam Rockwell says and does in that movie is brlliant.
The Green Mile - "Barbecue, me and you! Stinky pinky, pew, pew, pew! Were'nt Dilly, Jilly, Hilly or Bob! It was a french-fried Cajun named Delacroix!"
Anything Sam Rockwell says and does in that movie is brlliant.
Boondock Saints quotes
There was another one (the video got removed)
Bartender: "Why dont you make like a tree.....and get THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
There was another one (the video got removed)
Bartender: "Why dont you make like a tree.....and get THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"
[HEADING=1]"This is madness!"
"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!"[/HEADING]
Anyway, that is all.
"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!"[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]First off, Back to the Future:[/HEADING]
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. " -George Mcfly
"Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?" -Marty
"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?" - Doc
"Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?"
"Precisely."
"Whoa, this is heavy."
"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"
[HEADING=2]Now for some Monty Python:[/HEADING]
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -French soldier
"Run away!" -King Arthur
"What makes you think she's a witch?" -Sir Bedevere
"Well, she turned me into a newt!" -Random peasant
"A newt?"
"... I got better."
"Burn her anyway!" -angry mob
"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England." -Swamp King
That is all for now.
Oh wait, here's more!
[HEADING=2]From Spaceballs The Movie:[/HEADING]
"What's the matter with this thing, what's all that churnning and bubbling, you call that radar screen?" -Dark Helmet
"No, sir. We call it Mr Coffee. Care for some?" -Colonel Sandurz
"Yes. I always have my coffee when I watch radar, you know that."
"Of course I do, sir."
"Everybody knows that!"
"Of course we do, sir." -Everyone, covering their crotches
"My brains are going into my feet!" -Dark Helmet
"Lord Helmet!" -Colonel Sandurz
"WHAT?!?"
"You're needed on the bridge sir!"
"Knock on my door! Knock next time!"
"Yes, sir!"
"Did you see anything?"
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
"GOOD!"
"I know we need the money, but..." -Barf
"Listen! We're not just doing this for money!" -Lone Star
*Barf stares at him*
"We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!"
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?" -Dark Helmet
"Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!" -President Skroob
[HEADING=2]And lastly Time Bandits:[/HEADING]
"Suddenly, I feel very, very good." -Evil
"Oh, I'm sorry, Master." -Servant
"No, it'll pass, it'll pass."
"Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution." -Supreme Being
"God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!" -Evil
"Slugs." -Servant
"Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?"
"Little things hitting each other. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!" -Napoleon
"You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?" -Randall
Any part of the movie that had Pansy and Vincent in it. Just reading the lines won't do it justice, you have to see it.
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain. " -George Mcfly
"Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?" -Marty
"The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?" - Doc
"Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?"
"Precisely."
"Whoa, this is heavy."
"There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?"
[HEADING=2]Now for some Monty Python:[/HEADING]
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." -French soldier
"Run away!" -King Arthur
"What makes you think she's a witch?" -Sir Bedevere
"Well, she turned me into a newt!" -Random peasant
"A newt?"
"... I got better."
"Burn her anyway!" -angry mob
"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England." -Swamp King
That is all for now.
Oh wait, here's more!
[HEADING=2]From Spaceballs The Movie:[/HEADING]
"What's the matter with this thing, what's all that churnning and bubbling, you call that radar screen?" -Dark Helmet
"No, sir. We call it Mr Coffee. Care for some?" -Colonel Sandurz
"Yes. I always have my coffee when I watch radar, you know that."
"Of course I do, sir."
"Everybody knows that!"
"Of course we do, sir." -Everyone, covering their crotches
"My brains are going into my feet!" -Dark Helmet
"Lord Helmet!" -Colonel Sandurz
"WHAT?!?"
"You're needed on the bridge sir!"
"Knock on my door! Knock next time!"
"Yes, sir!"
"Did you see anything?"
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
"GOOD!"
"I know we need the money, but..." -Barf
"Listen! We're not just doing this for money!" -Lone Star
*Barf stares at him*
"We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!"
"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?" -Dark Helmet
"Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!" -President Skroob
[HEADING=2]And lastly Time Bandits:[/HEADING]
"Suddenly, I feel very, very good." -Evil
"Oh, I'm sorry, Master." -Servant
"No, it'll pass, it'll pass."
"Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution." -Supreme Being
"God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!" -Evil
"Slugs." -Servant
"Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?"
"Little things hitting each other. THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!" -Napoleon
"You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?" -Randall
Any part of the movie that had Pansy and Vincent in it. Just reading the lines won't do it justice, you have to see it.
Anyway, that is all.
"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." (I still get goosebumps when I hear that one)
Also all of Freeze's puns from Batman and Robin.
Best line: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your please of mercy.
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight." (I still get goosebumps when I hear that one)
Also all of Freeze's puns from Batman and Robin.
Best line: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your please of mercy.
One from "Miracle"
"The name on the front of the jersey is a HELL of a lot more important than the name on the back!"
"The name on the front of the jersey is a HELL of a lot more important than the name on the back!"
I always thought the death of Boromir was a very strong one:
"I would have would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king."
"I would have would have followed you, my brother... my captain... my king."