Epitaphs and last words of the video game greats

[FutureExile]

Here is what's written on the tombstones of some video game greats. If you know of any more epitaphs or last words, please share them with the rest of us. It will help us to grieve, as a community.

"I'm off to find my princess in her heavenly castle." Mario

"Please don't tell the furries where I'm buried." Sonic the Hedgehog

"People say all of the mazes we become trapped in are of our own making and the only ghosts that haunt us are our own memories. I found both of these statements to be demonstrably untrue." Pacman

 

[Neverhoodian]

"The baby." - Samus

"He covered wars, you know." - Frank West

"Cry some more." - Heavy

"He never really was on your side." - Spy

"'Full cover' my ass." - Random XCOM soldier

And of course who can forget poor andy. [http://playfulness.in/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/19-Life.png]

Godspeed. Peperony and chease.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

'Hahhhh! Shyaaah!' - Link

'Eternity is too long a wait for my next adventure' -Pit

'Fought Mr. Death to a standstill in Round 3. He's pretty tough. Still going. Password 108-4444-666.' -Little Mac

'Always live life like you use bombs' -Peppy Hare

'His father cried when he heard about this' -Draco Malfoy*

*- Okay not a game character but I did this one on a thread about epitaphs for Harry Potter characters and I liked it so much I just had to use it again.

 

[This is re-great-table]

"Got hit in both knees, I was warned..." - Dovahkiin

"YOU DIED"- Chosen Undead (Dark Souls)

"A boring existence with my Pawn only.. ARE YOU KIDDING?!" - The Seneschal (Dragon's Dogma)

"He dug it." - Shovel Knight

"Never saw part 3 come out!" - Gordon Freeman

"Just how did I even live this long?" - Rayman

"Call me when you wish to pay me tribute." - Dracula

 

[Asita]

"Maxed out the Death Social Link" -

"Gone to the Mansion" - Luigi

"I teleported bread!" - Soldier (context, because it's nonsensical without it)

"I had a good run. Knowing they're safe, I wouldn't have changed a thing." - Bill (Left 4 Dead[footnote]Unused line for "The Sacrifice". I felt it fitting[/footnote])

"DAMMIT Pirate Cove!" - Mike Schmidt (Five Nights at Freddies)

 

[JimB]

" " --Crono, Chrono Trigger

 

[Relish in Chaos]

?Woah!? ~Crash Bandicoot

?Mama-mia, that garlic pizza was-a spicy! I?ll be about fifteen minutes in the bathroom, you guys.? ~Wario

 

[FPLOON]

"Eepkay onsay milingsay, youay armlessay, eglesslay dudeay..." -Rayman

"You were a barrel of fun..." -Donkey Kong

"Wah-hey!" -Klonoa

 

[briankoontz]

"A bomb!" - JC Denton

"What can change the nature of a man?" - The Nameless One

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

"Hey cousin, want to go bowling?" - Roman Bellic

"James, go fornicate yourself." - Mary Shepherd-Sunderland

"Oh, isn't that nice! Caesar's inviting us to a barbecue." - Mayor of Nipton, New Vegas

"I SWEAR I peppered that hot dog." - Chef from Burgertime

"Who the hell leaves their pitchfork in a haystack?" - Ezio