Erin Stout, Seductress

[GangstaPony]

I can't decide whether that dude is a total loser or a boy scout.
Me, I'd be like, "Oh sure, your place or mine?"

But then just to be safe, we wouldn't actually have sex rather lots of foreplay

 

[royohz]

NO TRISTAN, YOU FOOL!

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Poor Erin. That's a hard shutdown to take. Hopefully he wants more than that, but either way, still hard to take.

"Hello. I'm crazy. Not like, 'Your Mom is car-AZY,' but, 'We the jury find the defendant.'

Wanna bang?"

But, as everyone who's ever visited Reddit knows, you don't stick your dick in crazy.

But it's so much more fun! It's like surfing--you need to learn how to ride before you'll ever have fun.

Also, Titus quote for bonus points.

 

[Tony2077]

i hate to admit it but I'd say no as well

i'm crazy so that's not a problem i just don't do drunk women just in case you know laws and what not

 

[Idsertian]

Mrs Stout, are you trying to seduce me?

Oh Canape, you silly Brony. She's not married, therefore she's a Miss or Ms, not a Mrs.

Keep up the good work Mr Carter, haven't seen a duff strip by you yet.

 

[The Last Melon]

I have to agree with all the people that want this storyline to end. It's starting to get a little bit painful, now, and not just because it isn't funny; I don't really find anything compelling about this situation that makes me want to read more. If I wanted relationship angst I'd go read Questionable Content.

I'm also a little bit disappointed by Erin's conduct in a potentially romantic situation. The "nervous, socially awkward gamer" is so overplayed with either gender that it's incredibly uninteresting. I would've enjoyed seeing a more confident approach to the situation.

 

[Darth_Payn]

I say my good fellows. [stroking his magnificent Victorian mustache] I splendubiously believe that this fine scruffy lad is simply respecting this intoxicated lady's unhealthy state and wishes to only join the celebration being held in her loins when she is of a healthier mindset.
Bully.

EDIT: But I'd have tapped dat!

Bully indeed, sir! Give the lady time to sober up and make a more responsible decision. And come up with better jokes, because the humor's been a bit off these last few strips.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Oh...this is what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Critical Miss!

He´s turning it down because he is afraid of a rape accusation because she is drunk and does not know what she is doing.

Yes because being assaulted while you are practically unconscious is exactly the same as being a bit merry and propositioning a guy...

I get very ...excitable after I have drank wine which is why this strip resonates with me lol.

Or maybe because obviously drunk and suspiciously unsubtle women aren't a turn on for everyone.

Spoiler: Okay

Well according to many laws you cant consent while drunk and any sex without consent is rape.
So yeah......

Yeah, and according to a few laws pizza can be legally called a vegetable. That doesn't make it true.

There is a big difference between getting a drunk person to have sex with you by asking/agreeing to sex, and making them have sex while they are unconscious.

Not saying if you go out getting people drunk with the intention to get them to have sex with you won't/shouldn't get you in trouble, but at that point unless you were very drunk too it would be a bit dumb to blame the other person.

You don't have to obey something blindly. Not even laws. As long as you use common sense, you should be able to tell right from wrong.

 

[CAPTCHA]

This strip makes me feel really uncomfortable. Are we about to witness some sort of breakdown in toon form?

 

[Imp_Emissary]

I don't like this at all... They've made Erin all... Ew.

You must have missed when she described what sex with Kratos would be like...."after".

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Ha, I knew he wouldn't go for it.

 

[Matt King]

She needs a hug.

captcha: finger lickin good

oh god finger lickin good,

must.... not....make....a dirty joke


captcha: lovey dovey how appropriate

 

[Palademon]

How was that not enticing?

 

[zelda2fanboy]

Desperation and alcoholism aside, I wish more women were this direct. I might not say yes to that offer either, but at least I'd know where she was coming from. I would want to continue to spend time with a person who was that honest.

 

[JasonEllis66]

Oh...this is what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Critical Miss!

He´s turning it down because he is afraid of a rape accusation because she is drunk and does not know what she is doing.

Yes because being assaulted while you are practically unconscious is exactly the same as being a bit merry and propositioning a guy...

I get very ...excitable after I have drank wine which is why this strip resonates with me lol.

Or maybe because obviously drunk and suspiciously unsubtle women aren't a turn on for everyone.

Spoiler: Okay

Well according to many laws you cant consent while drunk and any sex without consent is rape.
So yeah......

Yeah, and according to a few laws pizza can be legally called a vegetable. That doesn't make it true.

Their is a big difference between getting a drunk person to have sex with you by asking/agreeing to sex, and making them have sex while they are unconscious.

Not saying if you go out getting people drunk with the intention to get them to have sex with you won't/shouldn't get you in trouble, but at that point unless you were very drunk too it would be a bit dumb to blame the other person.

You don't have to obey something blindly. Not even laws. As long as you use common sense, you should be able to tell right from wrong.

People in US have been convicted for rape because the girl was drunk.

 

[=y]

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So, where are we going with this? :O

 

[Imp_Emissary]

More on subject, if I were lucky enough to be the guy sitting opposite Erin, I'd just make sure she got home safe, slept off the tipsyness, and leave my number/facebook address on the side.

Funny enough I had similar situation.
Cute drunk girl, blunt attempt of having sex with anyone.
I may hate people, but in this moment I stepped in and lead her to my place.
After some massage (I convinced her that it is part of foreplay) she passed out, and I spent that night on the floor.
Next morning during breakfast I explained her what happened, she said "thanks" and left (and I never met her or heard from her again)

And this whole situation sucks.
I feel bad because I wanted to have sex with her
But if I've had sex with her I would feel bad about exploiting her
Ignoring this situation altogether also wasn't an option, because I would feel like jerk for not helping her
A lose-lose-lose situation

Yeah. It can really suck to know right from wrong, and know that you "have" to do the right thing. Honestly, if you can just give up your soul and do what ever it takes to get what you want, you'll go farther than one might think. However, you still have to live with yourself after.

It is better to just do what you believe is right most of the time, and hope to be repaid for past deeds. Not saying that your day will undoubtedly come, but best you look back on life and be regretful of bad things you didn't get to rather than the good you didn't do.

Hope you get repaid!
Unless you couldn't care less about such things.

 

[BX3]

I bet this guy's middle name is Greg.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Goddamnit, I was promised gags and I got this shitty storyline. What an awful webcomic, promising things and not sticking to them.

I want my money back. I'm boycotting Critical Miss. And why do I have to be always online to read this, huh? IT'S NOT EVEN MULTIPLAYER

Well its not multiplayer because Erin's partner declined the invitation.

Man, how the hell are you supposed to raid on your own?

I bet this guy's middle name is Greg.

I reckon its something awesome and manly, like Sush

Yeah, that name is hotness, I'm calling my first born Grey Sush.

edit: Grammar fail!

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Oh...this is what I'm doing wrong. Thanks Critical Miss!

He´s turning it down because he is afraid of a rape accusation because she is drunk and does not know what she is doing.

Yes because being assaulted while you are practically unconscious is exactly the same as being a bit merry and propositioning a guy...

I get very ...excitable after I have drank wine which is why this strip resonates with me lol.

Spoiler: Okay

People in US have been convicted for rape because the girl was drunk.

Never said that the laws weren't ever misused. It's terrible when it happens, but sometimes it is used properly. I am pretty sure that this is (and most likely will be for a long time) the case for almost all laws. However, just because they can doesn't mean people will always, or that when they do that they will always be successful.

Also, although it is difficult, if people are indeed in such danger, they could always just not have sex with drunk/intoxicated people.