Erttheking's New and Improved Super Special guideline to debating!

[FPLOON]

Aw man... No wonder debating's hard for me... I give up too easily or I try to stay in the right instead of in the fork in the road... Plus, I don't read labels... (No offense to those "Label Enthusiast" who do so professionally...)

All debating must be done in the arena of rap battle. If you can't take the time to argue what's on your mind, while dropping a fat rhyme then you can step off mine.

Hay! Don't be jokin'
About that debate smokin'
With all the plain folkin'
Like some kind of Vulcan

Don't you start playin'
The rap battle be stayin'
Debate won't start payin'
If you know what I'm sayin'

 

[suspicious guard]

#26: Remember, arguments are 99% more logically valid if they contain a defintion

"definition"
noun

1. A statement that explains the meaning of a word or phrase
2. A description of the features or limits of something.

Bonus points for being extra patronising/editing definitions to support your argument and exclude any counterattack.

 

[Armadox]

Aw man... No wonder debating's hard for me... I give up too easily or I try to stay in the right instead of in the fork in the road... Plus, I don't read labels... (No offense to those "Label Enthusiast" who do so professionally...)

All debating must be done in the arena of rap battle. If you can't take the time to argue what's on your mind, while dropping a fat rhyme then you can step off mine.

Hay! Don't be jokin'
About that debate smokin'
With all the plain folkin'
Like some kind of Vulcan

Don't you start playin'
The rap battle be stayin'
Debate won't start payin'
If you know what I'm sayin'

I hear what you're sayin' while this comes to pass
that you think a rap battle would be pullin' ass
But you want to have words then you got to be stylin'
Watchin' me smilin' while my rhymes be pilin'

Debate is a stage and you got to be rockin' it
Drillin' in the points like a brace n' bit
pullin' your perspective while others submit
I think you're[footnote] Ah ha ha, bad grammar indeed...[/footnote] argument is loosely knit.

Unless you admit
that you're quite unfit
to hold it
against my unmeasurable wit
then I think it's time to end this ^&%!

I drop the mic, time to stop deliberatin'
If you can't hold your own, you got no place debatin'

 

[FPLOON]

Aw man... No wonder debating's hard for me... I give up too easily or I try to stay in the right instead of in the fork in the road... Plus, I don't read labels... (No offense to those "Label Enthusiast" who do so professionally...)

All debating must be done in the arena of rap battle. If you can't take the time to argue what's on your mind, while dropping a fat rhyme then you can step off mine.

Hay! Don't be jokin'
About that debate smokin'
With all the plain folkin'
Like some kind of Vulcan

Don't you start playin'
The rap battle be stayin'
Debate won't start payin'
If you know what I'm sayin'

I hear what you're sayin' while this comes to pass
that you think a rap battle would be pullin' ass
But you want to have words then you got to be stylin'
Watchin' me smilin' while my rhymes be pilin'

Debate is a stage and you got to be rockin' it
Drillin' in the points like a brace n' bit
pullin' your perspective while others submit
I think you're argument is loosely knit.

Unless you admit
that you're quite unfit
to hold it
against my unmeasurable wit
then I think it's time to end this ^&%!

I drop the mic, time to stop deliberatin'
If you can't hold your own, you got no place debatin'

If I were a Grammar Nazi, I would be calling you out
On just that "you're" bit to bring out that doubt
That we don't preach how we teach; all we do is shout
That a post metaphorically gives us the gout

We suppose to be debating the false fact
Not mudslinging the truth as a failed act
My glob, man, we'll cut the shoobies some slack
If ad hominid is the skills that they lack

They'll tell us to continue this rap battle
Through PM to navigate the side-saddle
That's irrelevant to thread's "bread gabble"
And only makes the rhymes "less rattle"[Footnote]Rap battles aren't a parody
To debate about the rarity
About the cosmic disparity
Of forum solidarity

If they want proof
That this is just a spoof
Then, call me a goof
For just starring at the roof[/Footnote]

 

[Armadox]

If I were a Grammar Nazi, I would be calling you out
On just that "you're" bit to bring out that doubt
That we don't preach how we teach; all we do is shout
That a post metaphorically gives us the gout

We suppose to be debating the false fact
Not mudslinging the truth as a failed act
My glob, man, we'll cut the shoobies some slack
If ad hominid is the skills that they lack

They'll tell us to continue this rap battle
Through PM to navigate the side-saddle
That's irrelevant to thread's "bread gabble"
And only makes the rhymes "less rattle"

*blinks, and scrambles for the mic frantically*
Bloody hell, I didn't expect this alright
It's not that I'm not down for a fight
It's just that I'm white
We're tight
But don't think that I'm light
because it's not over til it's over (that's right)
we'll be going all night.

This thing about debates it's like cluckin' hens
All clammering noise just to get it in the end
But there's no reason for this particular trend
of trying to yammer on with the usual bend

Let's be offering the olive branch as we sharpen our knives
To end them right quick of their internet lives
Cause there's no reason for the hassle of what jives
Because lettin' "you be you" is how a forum thrives

Let's step it up a bit
I think I can handle it
I feel I got this licked
Even though your rhymes are legit.

I don't understand the reason to debate responsibly
Like it's some sort of weird internet theology
Droppin' facts like it's quantity over quality
It's not about being right or wrong, this ain't no dichotomy.
We can run this battle like it's a novelty
cause there's nothing holding us back but our own biology
And we already got rules from the moderated policy
That makes anything else just a rude cacophony.

So my rhymes are not just some anomaly
Though yes, possibly, probably a bit of an oddity
Cause I know that it is impossibly
To say my name without it being a doxology.

[footnote] Anyone who's about to get furious
I have to ask "why so serious?"
To get bent out of shape by a dumpy white guy
who finds it fun occasionally to attempt to rhyme[/footnote]

 

[Ihateregistering1]

I'd add two more:

-All arguments made by people who are (according to me) "privileged" are to be immediately dismissed, with no need to refute their points. They're probably racists anyway.

-All studies published by scientists that support my point were done 100% in accordance with the scientific method and are totally accurate, any studies published that don't support my point, the Scientists are on the payroll of the _________ industry (insert necessary industry) and therefore are to be dismissed.

 

[FPLOON]

*blinks, and scrambles for the mic frantically*
Bloody hell, I didn't expect this alright
It's not that I'm not down for a fight
It's just that I'm white
We're tight
But don't think that I'm light
because it's not over til it's over (that's right)
we'll be going all night.

This thing about debates it's like cluckin' hens
All clammering noise just to get it in the end
But there's no reason for this particular trend
of trying to yammer on with the usual bend

Let's be offering the olive branch as we sharpen our knives
To end them right quick of their internet lives
Cause there's no reason for the hassle of what jives
Because lettin' "you be you" is how a forum thrives

Let's step it up a bit
I think I can handle it
I feel I got this licked
Even though your rhymes are legit.

I don't understand the reason to debate responsibly
Like it's some sort of weird internet theology
Droppin' facts like it's quantity over quality
It's not about being right or wrong, this ain't no dichotomy.
We can run this battle like it's a novelty
cause there's nothing holding us back but our own biology
And we already got rules from the moderated policy
That makes anything else just a rude cacophony.

So my rhymes are not just some anomaly
Though yes, possibly, probably a bit of an oddity
Cause I know that it is impossibly
To say my name without it being a doxology.

[footnote]For some reason, I didn't get your quote
And that left me on a sour note
Took 30 mil for what I wrote
Just to clean this privileged vote[/footnote]
Whoa there, Sonny! Just take it easy...
It's not the rhymes that make us queasy
It's the debates that makes us needy
To be always right and to stay greedy

I don't care if you're white or black
Any info about you just doesn't mean jack
If you know the topic, you ain't a hack
Just don't start talkin' that BS smack

Derailments keep the calm at bay
Makes them feel like they can stay
Within the war, but we say "Neigh!"
And buck them off the topic's sleigh

Rap battles are the name of the game
They keep the ethics one in the same
The strong shall conquer the lame to shame
Keeping their titular fame a flame

The debates leave the restless in fear
Of saying the words that shed a tear
And then the bans would just appear
Akin to the into of Zaheer

But, I digress; this ain't a test
To see who is the very best
Debates are just that epic quest
Without the stress of external rest[footnote]Damn, debates are too much fun!
You don't even have to make a pun
But, I know this bit has just begun
Like re-watching a sketch rerun[/footnote]

 

[Twintix]

*blinks, and scrambles for the mic frantically*
Bloody hell, I didn't expect this alright
It's not that I'm not down for a fight
It's just that I'm white
We're tight
But don't think that I'm light
because it's not over til it's over (that's right)
we'll be going all night.

This thing about debates it's like cluckin' hens
All clammering noise just to get it in the end
But there's no reason for this particular trend
of trying to yammer on with the usual bend

Let's be offering the olive branch as we sharpen our knives
To end them right quick of their internet lives
Cause there's no reason for the hassle of what jives
Because lettin' "you be you" is how a forum thrives

Let's step it up a bit
I think I can handle it
I feel I got this licked
Even though your rhymes are legit.

I don't understand the reason to debate responsibly
Like it's some sort of weird internet theology
Droppin' facts like it's quantity over quality
It's not about being right or wrong, this ain't no dichotomy.
We can run this battle like it's a novelty
cause there's nothing holding us back but our own biology
And we already got rules from the moderated policy
That makes anything else just a rude cacophony.

So my rhymes are not just some anomaly
Though yes, possibly, probably a bit of an oddity
Cause I know that it is impossibly
To say my name without it being a doxology.

[footnote]For some reason, I didn't get your quote
And that left me on a sour note
Took 30 mil for what I wrote
Just to clean this privileged vote[/footnote]
Whoa there, Sonny! Just take it easy...
It's not the rhymes that make us queasy
It's the debates that makes us needy
To be always right and to stay greedy

I don't care if you're white or black
Any info about you just doesn't mean jack
If you know the topic, you ain't a hack
Just don't start talkin' that BS smack

Derailments keep the calm at bay
Makes them feel like they can stay
Within the war, but we say "Neigh!"
And buck them off the topic's sleigh

Rap battles are the name of the game
They keep the ethics one in the same
The strong shall conquer the lame to shame
Keeping their titular fame a flame

The debates leave the restless in fear
Of saying the words that shed a tear
And then the bans would just appear
Akin to the into of Zaheer

But, I digress; this ain't a test
To see who is the very best
Debates are just that epic quest
Without the stress of external rest[footnote]Damn, debates are too much fun!
You don't even have to make a pun
But, I know this bit has just begun
Like re-watching a sketch rerun[/footnote]

I only come to this thread for the rap battle. Also, I read this to the tune of Ain't That Funny:

 

[CrystalShadow]

#111, claim to be a renowned expert/scientist/celebrity/other person in the field you are discussing, but offer no credentials or identity or basic means to verify this.

#112 - After having made the claim in 111, be sure to tell someone they are wrong without any explanation, justification or rationale. If they object, remind them that you are an expert, but under no circumstances explain your remark.


Uhm... Yes, well, anyway, there's so many fun ways to annoy people in discussions, that a list would never be big enough.
And besides, if you wrote it all down, nobody could remember it all... XD

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

*blinks, and scrambles for the mic frantically*
Bloody hell, I didn't expect this alright
It's not that I'm not down for a fight
It's just that I'm white
We're tight
But don't think that I'm light
because it's not over til it's over (that's right)
we'll be going all night.

This thing about debates it's like cluckin' hens
All clammering noise just to get it in the end
But there's no reason for this particular trend
of trying to yammer on with the usual bend

Let's be offering the olive branch as we sharpen our knives
To end them right quick of their internet lives
Cause there's no reason for the hassle of what jives
Because lettin' "you be you" is how a forum thrives

Let's step it up a bit
I think I can handle it
I feel I got this licked
Even though your rhymes are legit.

I don't understand the reason to debate responsibly
Like it's some sort of weird internet theology
Droppin' facts like it's quantity over quality
It's not about being right or wrong, this ain't no dichotomy.
We can run this battle like it's a novelty
cause there's nothing holding us back but our own biology
And we already got rules from the moderated policy
That makes anything else just a rude cacophony.

So my rhymes are not just some anomaly
Though yes, possibly, probably a bit of an oddity
Cause I know that it is impossibly
To say my name without it being a doxology.

[footnote]For some reason, I didn't get your quote
And that left me on a sour note
Took 30 mil for what I wrote
Just to clean this privileged vote[/footnote]
Whoa there, Sonny! Just take it easy...
It's not the rhymes that make us queasy
It's the debates that makes us needy
To be always right and to stay greedy

I don't care if you're white or black
Any info about you just doesn't mean jack
If you know the topic, you ain't a hack
Just don't start talkin' that BS smack

Derailments keep the calm at bay
Makes them feel like they can stay
Within the war, but we say "Neigh!"
And buck them off the topic's sleigh

Rap battles are the name of the game
They keep the ethics one in the same
The strong shall conquer the lame to shame
Keeping their titular fame a flame

The debates leave the restless in fear
Of saying the words that shed a tear
And then the bans would just appear
Akin to the into of Zaheer

But, I digress; this ain't a test
To see who is the very best
Debates are just that epic quest
Without the stress of external rest[footnote]Damn, debates are too much fun!
You don't even have to make a pun
But, I know this bit has just begun
Like re-watching a sketch rerun[/footnote]

so this thread became amazing all I can say is...

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDED! EPIC RAP BATTLES ON THE FORUMS