Escalation

[Something Amyss]

that would more or less be you ... for being witty >.> <.< but i am not unprepared!!

*provides cookies and bacon*

Who are you calling little?

>.<

Okay, I can forgive you...For cookies and bacon.

 

[Easton Dark]

I find Erin in Panel two to be inexplicably attractive.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

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What? No! That's not a grill, or a Barbeque! Those are toaster ovens! Or even a broiler, for Mr Watson. This is a grill:

Spoiler: First piece of evidence

And this is a barbeque:

Spoiler: The tastiest evidence

Yours fit in the kitchen, next to the blender! A barbeque is a powerful statement, capable of handling an entire cul de sac or parking lot section's need of charcoal or propane grilled deliciousness, not something that fits under the counter! Yeah, you could put a bit of bread with some cheese, and any sauce you desire, on to it's perfectly molded racks, but a simple toaster oven will handle that, I assure you. You go to the Barbeque when you want the tastiest, greatest, most delicious food you'll ever eat, not when you've got a mild urge for some lightly toasted bread. Steak, ribs, fish, burgers, hot dogs, chicken of all parts, glazed and seared to absolute perfection, alongside fire-roasted fruit and veggies! You may warm your buns on it sure, but only when you are using those buns for the burger pulled off the grill above the coals!

You poor, poor souls, thinking you're working with a barbeque. Who lied to you? Tell me, I'll have words with them, and rectify their erroneous thinking. Man, the word even traces back to "barabicu", which means "sacred fire pit", not "sits next to blender". I feel bad for you, now, having had to reduce your sacred fire pits to measly little affairs like that. If only you knew what you were missing.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

The reasons are unimportant. It's just... nice.

 

[KrunkDeGeist]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Yours fit in the kitchen, next to the blender! A barbeque is a powerful statement, capable of handling an entire cul de sac or parking lot section's need of charcoal or propane grilled deliciousness, not something that fits under the counter! Yeah, you could put a bit of bread with some cheese, and any sauce you desire, on to it's perfectly molded racks, but a simple toaster oven will handle that, I assure you. You go to the Barbeque when you want the tastiest, greatest, most delicious food you'll ever eat, not when you've got a mild urge for some lightly toasted bread. Steak, ribs, fish, burgers, hot dogs, chicken of all parts, glazed and seared to absolute perfection, alongside fire-roasted fruit and veggies! You may warm your buns on it sure, but only when you are using those buns for the burger pulled off the grill above the coals!

You poor, poor souls, thinking you're working with a barbeque. Who lied to you? Tell me, I'll have words with them, and rectify their erroneous thinking. Man, the word even traces back to "barabicu", which means "sacred fire pit", not "sits next to blender". I feel bad for you, now, having had to reduce your sacred fire pits to measly little affairs like that. If only you knew what you were missing.

No, no, no good sir... you are still bewildered...! We have barbeques as well... They go outside, and will make many a burger or hotdog... we just do not refer to them as grills... our 'grills' are built into our ovens! We do not barbeque in a grill, we barbeque outside in the barbeque... we grill cheese, or sausages for breakfast in the grill... even crisp off bacon, or the cheese on a Cottage/Sheppards pie in the grill! They are different!

 

[K4RN4GE911]

Just sit back, and enjoy the show..

- sip drink

Cheers.

I think he should be recording this though.

If he wants any chance of getting laid, I'd advise against this.

Tuckers law number 4; Girls like it when you're nice to them, but they also like it when you're a dick, so I dunno, mix it up a bit

For quoting the most badass pervert to ever wear cyan power armor, you have been promoted to my favorite person of the day.

 

[The Wooster]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

Did you sign up for the forums purely to ask for more interesting underwear?

 

[Magnalian]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

Did you sign up for the forums purely to ask for more interesting underwear?

I can think of worse reasons to sign up.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

Did you sign up for the forums purely to ask for more interesting underwear?

It apears so... That would definately be a damn good reason to though!

I also love how polite the question is, and how it is justified!

 

[Xman490]

Anyone else starting to get creeped out by comic after comic with Erin in her underwear? I can't even remember why it happened in the first place...

I don't remember that from anywhere besides this "Icky Relationship Stuff" storyline, but I've noticed a few angles of looking up from below Erin. Now that makes ME feel creepy.

 

[KrunkDeGeist]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

Did you sign up for the forums purely to ask for more interesting underwear?

Actually I signed up to submit this thing http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t221/malignzeitgeist/esca1.png for your little contest awhile back but I've been reading escapist for a long time without ever bothering with an account.

 

[triggrhappy94]

he needs a pool filled with oil or jello LETS GET IT ON!

Nah it has to be a kiddy pool filled with XY and they have to be wrestling Blue

On a side note,
That's hot.
(I'm alittle disapointed with how the popularity with that catch-phrase has twindled)

Solve media: "know your rights"
I guess I should read the Constitution again. Thanks for the advice solve media

 

[Hiroshi Mishima]

I may sound odd, as a guy myself, but I sure hope before this is over Erin and Mol realize something is up and his precious Xbox is used to apply blunt-force-trauma to his skull. Or maybe it's just cause I don't like him at this point.

o.0 and Erin ran a guy over with a lawnmower for dumping a pregnant Mol?
brutal, and i approve

Honestly, I'd approve of that, too, for a number of reasons. Partly cause I'd have loved to do that myself if a guy had dumped my friend for getting pregnant.

 

[Otaku World Order]

Oddly enough, this reminds me of when the WWE would run lingerie pillow fight matches with the Divas.

I predict this will end with Moll hitting a Spear on Erin and then locking in the Sharpshooter for the win. Also, that 360 is probably going to be toast.

 

[TechTim]

BLUE! *sobs*

 

[superbatranger]

hang on...why are we calling cartoon characters hot? (not that we are wrong to) Have we all stared the dark abis of the Internet for to long?

Pfft, we've been doing that for generations.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

Yours fit in the kitchen, next to the blender! A barbeque is a powerful statement, capable of handling an entire cul de sac or parking lot section's need of charcoal or propane grilled deliciousness, not something that fits under the counter! Yeah, you could put a bit of bread with some cheese, and any sauce you desire, on to it's perfectly molded racks, but a simple toaster oven will handle that, I assure you. You go to the Barbeque when you want the tastiest, greatest, most delicious food you'll ever eat, not when you've got a mild urge for some lightly toasted bread. Steak, ribs, fish, burgers, hot dogs, chicken of all parts, glazed and seared to absolute perfection, alongside fire-roasted fruit and veggies! You may warm your buns on it sure, but only when you are using those buns for the burger pulled off the grill above the coals!

You poor, poor souls, thinking you're working with a barbeque. Who lied to you? Tell me, I'll have words with them, and rectify their erroneous thinking. Man, the word even traces back to "barabicu", which means "sacred fire pit", not "sits next to blender". I feel bad for you, now, having had to reduce your sacred fire pits to measly little affairs like that. If only you knew what you were missing.

No, no, no good sir... you are still bewildered...! We have barbeques as well... They go outside, and will make many a burger or hotdog... we just do not refer to them as grills... our 'grills' are built into our ovens! We do not barbeque in a grill, we barbeque outside in the barbeque... we grill cheese, or sausages for breakfast in the grill... even crisp off bacon, or the cheese on a Cottage/Sheppards pie in the grill! They are different!

Oh. Oh, I see. We have those as well. We just call them toaster ovens if they're separate, or broilers if they're inside our actual ovens. Barring that, we just use our stove tops for what you describe. Grilled cheese sandwiches and fresh made sausage, right off the griddle? Can't argue with that.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I know this is trying to be a tame bit of wish-fulfillment and this is just a small gripe. But can we get more interesting types of underwear on the girls? I mean, understandably this is not the main focus of the strip but it just seems odd that Mol, who was about to be having some fun times would be wearing plain ol' white tighty-whities.

Did you sign up for the forums purely to ask for more interesting underwear?

Not that you can blame the guy. What are the odds of two girls both wearing plain white underwear in today's market of any patterned, any printed, any colored possibilities? I mean, black, yeah, maybe, but plain white? What, were they shopping at Schoolgirls R Us lately?