Escape to the Movies: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

[Qitz]

Rampage.....the movie?

Hmm.

Nope, can't think of anything good.

I feel for ya bob, having to put down a Mario game that finally returns the Tanooki Suit for that "Movie" must have been the hardest thing ever.

 

[XDravond]

I've actually read the books (well that was not a great plan, they where ... not good) an I've seen some parts of the movies and I have a hard time understanding what the F* is supposed to be good in these....
(Fun fact here the age rating is 11 yes eleven year olds can see this sh!t.. alone.. like that could end in a good way..)


I won't go see this twilight, the penguin movie on the other hand... if I find a screening at a time where I can avoid the kids who doesn't follow the simple cinema rules
1. See the film 2. Please shut up during the film.. 3. Eat you popcorn 4. Sit still!!!...
And first then I can enjoy my $25 and consider it an ok investment...

 

[stueymon]

Ah, more nonsense about the tanooki suit, It's like a powerup that makes gaming relevant again!

 

[CrankyStorming]

And first then I can enjoy my $25 and consider it an ok investment...

Wow, cinema tickets are expensive in dollars. In the UK, even a Friday night film would only just about stretch a £10 note.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Wait wait wait wait, you mean Twilight pushes traditional gender roles? Damn it!! Now I'm going to have to jump on that hate bandwagon. I'm all for abstinence, but I hate traditional gender roles.

Not sure if serious.

Wasn't serious about jumping on the hate bandwagon, but I do hate archaic beliefs about the roles of genders and what not.

 

[Kere]

Penguin movie it is!

Or anything else....Really anything...

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Wait they split the last book into two films? Damn it their determined to drag this lifeless corpse of series out for as long as they can.

Poor Bob having to watch these movies, but Mario 3D heals all wounds.

 

[stueymon]

I know I shouldn't get pissed at this, but WTF.

Vampires can't reproduce! They're undead! They're animated corpses.

Sparkling? Fine. Whatever. You had a half decent explanation for this one. Even if the underlying message drives me nuts with feminist fury.

But what goddamn explanation do you have for their sperm still being well alive enough to produce a child? Did their sperm get animated? How? It doesn't work that way! God...

Doesn't apply to Blade, The Day Walker, his mum was already pregnant when she was bitten (and it gets a pass for the first two films being awesome)

 

[LHZA]

Why didn't you review the penguin movie? You know we are all just man-children anyways and would throw up at the thought of watching the twilight movies.

He's mentioned he doesn't get to choose what movies he reviews for the Escapist.

 

[RJ Dalton]

It's a sad state of affairs when Bob recommends an unnecessary sequel to a shitty movie I absolutely hated over the movie he's currently reviewing . . . and I totally agree with him.

 

[seiler88]

I'll admit I've been dreading this movie.

Twilight is the concentrated form of everything wrong with most "Christian Fantasy". The plot and the fantasy lore render the "message" pointless. The "message" is an unresurched reactionary mess and Meyer is a hack.

Take this whole abortion mess. It takes the position that all abortion is wrong no matter what. Well that is not what most Christians think. Yes, we are in opposition of abortions when there is nothing is going wrong that would kill the mother. However, I've read the about what happens in this story and what happens is "something going HORRIBLY wrong". True Bella dose have the right to go through with it and risk both her and the child's life but she is not morally superior she's just STUPID. Oh, and let's not forget that in this (fucked up) universe vampire spit is FUCKING CURE ALL SUPER SERUM.

 

[Mikipoo]

(The following assumes that you receive financial recompense for your video articles)

I sit here, at my dull and uninteresting computer programming job, whilst sitting at home is a world of adventure and exploration called Elder Scroll V: Skyrim.

We all have to put off what we want to do for what we have to do to be able to afford what we want to do.

Yes it sucks.

I appreciate your sacrifice, but know you are not alone.

Also: Keep up the work. These reviews are sublime, well thought out, critiques that I appreciate greatly.

 

[LordLundar]

For anyone who actually read these books, does the last book really need two movies? Yes I get it, the last book is a thick one, but I only raise this question because it only took less than 2 years to push out 3 movies and now it seems like they will take more than 3 years to deliver only 2 movies.

Haven't read it (thank god), but to me it seems like they said "Harry Potter did it, so we can too!"

 

[Ashley Blalock]

Thanks for taking one for the team Bob.

I just really wanted to know if Bella was pregnant by sparkly gay dead guy or if my theory was correct that all those films of Bella being constipated had caught up with her at last. Sadly now my theory that Bella takes a poop in the last film and the vampires and werewolves stop loving her isn't going to happen.

 

[daxterx2005]

glad youre enjoying super mario 3d land.