Escape to the Movies: Dark Shadows

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Varya

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So Burton did good? Feels nice to be able to atleast be glad of a new Burton/Depp movie again, if not hyped. I remember he was my idol during highschool and it's been sad tonsee his downfall. It'd be so great if he finaly "got" why he worked and started to do that again... Still can't believe a Tim Burton: Alice sucked, that used to be my wet fantasy back in the day
 

MB202

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I'm actually interested enough to check out the original TV series, as well as this movie.
 
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What's all this about Burton's career in a downward spiral? He made "Big Fish" in 2003, "Corpse Bride" in 2005, and "Sweeney Todd" in 2007. Three great films, one every two years, with a few average (but by no means bad) films in between... People, lower your standards!

EDIT: @SpiderJerusalem. Great minds think alike I guess ...
 

nayrbarr

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Good to hear that my hopes for this film were spot on. Your summary is exactly what I expected. I hope that I'll be able to see this, but won't be heart-broken if I can't. :)
 

MrBrightside919

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Eva Green....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...so hawt

As for the message at the end about the Justice League...I REALLY doubt WB could ever come close to the awesomeness of The Avengers...especially after seeing what they did with Green Lantern...

After the success of The Avengers, they will definitely be trying to push out a JLA movie...at some point...
 

Li Mu

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Not interested in this film at all. What ever happened to Burton? I seem to remember a time when he had some thoughts of originality in him. Perhaps I will become a great director myself and create an Ed Wood style film following the rise and decline of Burton's creativity.

Anyway, Eva Green looks even hotter with blonde hair. I didn't even recognise her.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Did you know that I didn't want to know that Casper the Friendly Ghost had a horse? You do now.

Also I've never heard of Dark Shadows before today, neither this movie or it's source material.
 

JWRosser

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Do we get to see Eva Green naked? That's always fun (see "The Dreamers"). I guess not.

Seriously though, I quite like Burton films, and I was hoping this would be good. Though I'm not majorly excited...may just wait until the DVD release.
 

Aprilgold

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SpiderJerusalem said:
Funny how people still keep going on with the whole "oh, Burton's career is in the dumps!" shtick. The past decade has seen him have some of his biggest box office successes, better reviewed and mostly successful and bizarre films in his career. While I personally would love something akin to Ed Wood again, to discount his fantastic work in stuff like Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride and Big Fish is just ridiculous.
Thank you for stating this.

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Ok, so watch the show again and miss the movie, got it. But how you go through the whole review without mentioning the Adam's Family, huh Bob?
 

Casual Shinji

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I haven't enjoyed a Tim Burton movie since Sleepy Hollow... And oddly it's the same regarding Johnny Depp (Rango was pretty okay though).

Maybe it's because I've gotten older, but I just don't buy into his quirky gothic shtick anymore. Now Burton just seem to be going through the motions without any attempt at showing some new and interesting visuals, which is what was always a big selling point for his movies.

Blond Eva Green looks like fucking stone cold fox however.
 

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Surprisingly positive review, Bob. My parents caught an ad for Dark Shadows on TV & Mom talked about it being one of her favorite shows as a kid for the same reasons you said in your review. Also, at around the 1:30 mark, when Barnabus' popularity was brought up, I immediately thought of the TVTrope "Ensemble Darkhorse". Anyone else think of that? And it looks like that one pic of Tim Burton in the purple shades is going "Yeah, whatevs, punks" to all his haters.
 

DarkArk

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Why oh why doesn't the man review Iron Sky?
Because it hasn't been released in the US yet?

Also might very well see this because Eva Green: hottest woman alive? I'm thinking so.
 

ace_of_something

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I actually remember my mom watching reruns of that show on cable when I was a kid in the 80's. It was stupid and we laughed at it. I think that is when I discovered the concept of 'unintentionally funny'
 

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The reason everybody's taking a pass on Burton these days is because the counter-cultural goth bit is worn out. It was one thing when it was a not-so-subtle subversion of Middle Class Utopian America, but everybody's goth now. Hipster goth was goth before it was cool, you know.

Beetlejuice is the high water mark because it is just freaking BIZARRE, making death and the afterlife anti-climactic and letting Michael Keaton run wild in what has to be his greatest performance. Edward Scissorhands arguably works because the setting is a deeply ironic take on suburban borg housing and hipster housewives (read: desperate before it was cool).

But since then, every gothy or macabre Burton film just feels like it is trying to capture Beetlejuice in a bottle again. For me, the most memorable Burton films since Beetlejuice/Scissorhands would be Ed Wood, Big Fish, and to a lesser extent Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. What you may notice those films have in common is that they have that creative kookiness but without the dark undertones.

Ed Wood was a clever biopic because it was written and presented in the style of an Ed Wood film itself, and because of a very sympathetic Bela Lugosi character played masterfully by Martin Landau. Big Fish was a tale filled with oddities but again in a different vein than the tired act of death and darkness. Willy Wonka just is what he is, that's why it gets an honorable mention.

But that's the main reason my interest in Dark Shadows is nominal at best: oh look, another Burton/Depp collaboration full of death and darkness. wowee.