Escape to the Movies: Furious 6

[MrBrightside919]

I'm going to be really disappointed if Thanos doesn't roll up in a Lambo after the credits and challenges Vin's gang to a race...thanx Bob...

 

[Mr. Q]

At first, I was about to proclaim that the Fast & Furious series was the final straw that finally broke Bob's sanity. But, he did find redeeming qualities in the final Twilight movie if only because it falls into the "so bad it's good" category. I might see F&F6 in theaters or just wait for it to hit cable.

So, when's the review for Hangover 3 coming? (just kidding, I'd rather see Epic than that played out franchise).

 

[Callate]

Well, that's the longest continuous segment of "Radiator" I've gotten to hear...

Y'know, the bits I saw in the trailer for "Hangover 3" made me wonder if they might have actually learned a thing or two from the critical beating they took for "Hangover 2". But critical word is, no, they may have managed to make it worse.

F&F6? Eh. I may see it when it comes to the second-run theater. I've never found the series especially objectionable, but I've never stamped my feet in anticipation of a new one, either. (Though the trailers for "Tokyo Drift" made it look epic-level dumb.)

 

[daxterx2005]

Bob enjoying a Fast movie?
Next up is an American Pie movie

 

[AntiChrist]

Bob likes a The Fast & The Furious movie?

What has the World come to these days?!

 

[Realitycrash]

Sorry, but no. Maybe the badness has grown on you, Bob. Maybe you've seen so many of these that you have lowered your standards. Maybe you've just gone insane from the past five installments. But no, I will not watch this. I will not even give it a CHANCE, since even if the remote possibility of it being good is true, the franchise now hinges on being able to spot previous minor characters from the previous five NOT GOOD movies. So if I find myself enjoying this movie, I must go back and watch through the five previous snorfests.
So no, I will not watch this movie.

 

[AlexanderPeregrine]

A pairing with less tangible chemistry? Well let me tell you why I hate sand...

Also, there's six of these movies? Six? And they're making a seventh?! How many movie franchises out there that weren't based on a book series had more than SIX films?!

...ok Star Trek and soon Star Wars, but aside from those...

Depending on how you define "based on a book series", James Bond films rarely shared much more than character names and sometimes premises with their book counterparts. As far as original film series, Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Police Academy, and Godzilla off the top of my head. If you count reboots, there are eight full-length Batman films (yes, I'm counting the Adam West one) and seven (soon to be eight) Planet of the Apes films.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Has anyone else noticed his Boston accent slowly receding into 'Generic American'? It was really strong for the past couple months, and I enjoyed hearing it.

 

[Combustion Kevin]

so, wait, is this going to be one of those milestone franchises with a bazillion installments where everyone would say "yeah, it only gets good again after part six."?

 

[TKretts3]

A post-credits sequence which is not as good as, specifically, the one in the avengers? Well thanks for spoiling the Fast'n'Furious/Avengers cross-over, Bob...

 

[pottyaboutpotter1]

So... Hangover 3 is bad I take it? Guess we'll find out next week.

 

[Makabriel]

Are the end credits leading up to a crossover with Gone in 60 Seconds?

I'd actually like to see that.

Heck, I'll go watch Gone in 60 seconds again. right now.

Let's just say that when you see it you'll go " Well, yeah, of course. That makes perfect sense."

Then you'll be counting the days to FF7

 

[ZZoMBiE13]

So... Bob.
You're telling me FF6 is the best one?

hahaha gaming pun.

HA! Well played.

 

[PunkRex]

The Captain from the Raid is in this?... for fuck sake I didn't wanna have to see this.

 

[Tombsite]

Bob enjoying a Fast movie?
Next up is an American Pie movie

Or the inevitable Hangover Part 4
But seriously, since this place seems not to care about spoiling Iron Man 3/Star Trek's twist,

can someone spoil me what the post-credits scene is since I'm not watching this film in the first place?

Jason Statham kills the Asian guy, then calls Vin Diessel and says he's coming for him

 

[Darth_Payn]

Bob...actually...LIKED...a F&F movie?!?

Oh dear crap...the Rapture is upon us! WE'RE ALL BONED!!!

*ducks into a shelter to await the end of everything*

(In all seriousness, though: It's interesting that it took six movies to get it right. I'm not too sure what part 7 will bring, if there really will BE a part 7, but I'm not optimistic.)

I'm surprised too! Am I awake? Is anything around me real anymore? While you're in your bunker, I'll be in the padded-wall room at the loony bin. And there most likely WILL be a 7th one; I watched Michelle Rodriguez on last night's LAst Call with Carson Daly, and she's co-writing it, I think.
Oh, and Bob, thanks for the extended intro music. I want to hear the whole song now at least once in this series, like what Yahtzee did with his theme song on his 100th episode (fwooo!).

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

So that surprise at the end, it was Transformers wasn't it? Come on, it's got to be Transformers.

Karmariffic, I was thinking the exact same thing!

Two intensely stupid franchises together in the same movie?

Spoiler: My god, it's full of cars!

Cars that perform insane stunts, transform into robots and blow up lots of shits, all while the macho drivers give the barrel of their gun the most succulent, juicy blowjob ever.

 

[bartholen_v1legacy]

Bob likes a The Fast & The Furious movie?

What has the World come to these days?!

WIth the Xbone, Justin Bieber getting an award for best male artist at the billboard awards and this, I would say the end of the road. The horsemen are on their way.

Awww, no scathing rant on Hangover III? I am disappoint.