Escape to the Movies: Green Zone

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CuddlyCombine

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Daystar Clarion said:
Ironically, the only sport invented by America, is basketball. Everything else is an adaptation.
Even more ironically, basketball was invented by a Canadian.

I'm beginning to think that Matt Damon is increasingly more- and more-typecast as the badass intellectual hero guy, just like Jason Statham's archetype is Jason Statham.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
You're wrong MovieBob! An all American movie is not complete unless the bad guy is British! Mwahahahah! Fear our superior linguistic skills as we cunningly act out our plans for world domination. Of course, by 'world', I just mean America.
Feel the burn of our ability to articulate our bloated self-esteems!

RAWR!
 

Casual Shinji

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An in-your-face anti-war movie.

Sounds..........like..........a party.
 

chenry

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Green Zone: Bad
The Hurt Locker: Overrated
The Kingdom: Good
Bourne: Boring

OH I GET IT, IT'S OPPOSITE DAY.
 

solidstatemind

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I already knew I wasn't going to bother with this movie simply because of the absurdly wooden Damon saying "Get your game-face on" in the commercial for it. It positively reeked of 'Jason Bourne Goes To Iraq'.

That said, the review was entertaining as always, although I don't understand how Hurt Locker can become 'increasingly' overrated when it was generally overlooked initially: I never even heard about it when it was in the theaters. Maybe that's just me being clueless, or a function of the market I live in, but seriously, we're not talking about 'Titanic' here, where not only everyone saw it, but also the critics and the Academy slobbered all over it.

I guess what I'm saying is that calling the movie 'increasingly overrated' creates a false impression that it was wildly popular/critically acclaimed to begin with.
 

Crunchy English

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Daystar Clarion said:
OWENR22 said:
Sorry to disappoint you Bob, but Baseball wasn't actually invented in America

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/7610016.stm
Ironically, the only sport invented by America, is basketball. Everything else is an adaptation.
EDIT
Crap, someone beat me to it. Oh well, its not like we can too cocky up here in Canada, I mean I've been watching televised CURLING all week. That'll rot your brain in a hurry.
 

ribonuge

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That was really funny this time, I couldn't stop laughing after the arrogance bit. I also saw a billboard for this movie on the way to school. It said "Bourne goes Epic". Right then, I knew it was going to be shit.
 

Shadow-Fox

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Yeah, Jazz, Baseball and Corn Dogs . . .
I wouldn't miss any of 'em if they suddenly disappeared from the face of the earth.
That all you got?
 

Eremiel

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chenry said:
Green Zone: Bad
The Hurt Locker: Overrated
The Kingdom: Good
Bourne: Boring

OH I GET IT, IT'S OPPOSITE DAY.
Hurt Locker is overrated. It was a good movie, but not good enough to deserve it's high rating and extreme hype + oscar. I own it and I enjoyed watching it, but it's not a movie that I'll find myself reminiscing about a year or two from now.

Band of Brothers and Generation Kill made a bigger impact on me than Hurt Locker did.
 

Danny Ocean

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Daystar Clarion said:
OWENR22 said:
Sorry to disappoint you Bob, but Baseball wasn't actually invented in America

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/7610016.stm
Ironically, the only sport invented by America, is basketball. Everything else is an adaptation.
Netball is pretty similar?

Dunno, just throwing that out there.
 

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Let the soul religious conservative to opine:
I would trace the start of the nonsense in Iraq to the Iran-Iraq war (under Reagan) over Desert Storm, but I am no historian. I'm just glad that neither The Guy Who Invented the Internet nor John "Biggest Nothing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ItPN9_79U]" Kerry was Commander and Chief during those times, despite Bush Jr's idiosyncrasies.
 

Sylocat

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Well, the sub-prime bubble [http://www.crisisofcredit.com/] was only one visible symptom of a much larger problem that led to the crash, but I still think Wall Street bears a whole lot of the responsibility [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_crisis_of_2007%E2%80%932010]... but I won't get started on our infantile "Free Market" fantasies.

Anyway, The Green Zone. I'll refrain from too much judgment since I haven't seen it and don't plan to, but I would like to address one of Bob's points, about this film being released way too late for it to make a difference: The reason people are still talking about the Iraq War is that we're still IN the Iraq War, and with each passing day, that fact grows more and more preposterous. This still NEEDS talking about, because it's still relevant, because people are still dying. I'm not sure how much it really matters that it's a dumbed-down, over-simplified version of it, Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped, as the ever-addictive TV Tropes would say.

(by the way, I can't be the only one who liked the Bourne trilogy, can I?)
 

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Couple of questions:

1) At 2:32, isn't that the old guy from "In Bruges"? I liked him.

2) And less than a second later, was it just me or did I catch a Red Dwarf reference there?

3) Who's Action Man? And why is he fighting Xanatos? Is he some other Gargoyles character I missed or something?

EDIT: @Sylocat
I liked the first one, but it got old fast for me.
 

fullbleed

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Bourne was good alright and the first one, which also happens to be the best one, wasn't even directed by Paul Greengrass it was directed by Doug Liman. Frankly I'd take Greengrass shakey cam over Zach Snyder slow-mo.

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RestamSalucard said:
1) At 2:32, isn't that the old guy from "In Bruges"? I liked him.

Yes thats Brendon Gleeson, watch for Jason Issacs in the handle bar moustache

2) And less than a second later, was it just me or did I catch a Red Dwarf reference there?

Yes though probably not intentional. Ace Rimmer, what a guy!

3) Who's Action Man? And why is he fighting Xanatos? Is he some other Gargoyles character I missed or something?

Hang on you get Red Dwarf and In Bruges but not Action Man? He's the british version of GI Joe.
 

Jangles

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'In early December 1891, Dr. James Naismith,[2] a Canadian-born physical education professor and instructor'

Canadians invented basketball.

But, I digress. Good review.