Here I am, bored on a Sunday, and the thought occurs to me to check out Escapist to see if anything new has come up and, neat! A new review from Movie Bob. However, when I actually start watching, I get smacked in the face by a tsunami of butthurt from him regarding Repo!TGO and RepoMen from last week's review.
Yes, Movie Bob. People know Repo! and like it - love it, even. You might not be a fan of the musical genre, but just because you don't get something doesn't lower the chances of anyone ELSE finding it interesting or exciting.
For example, I thought Drag Me to Hell was a completely unnecessary series of gross-out gags better left to the 10-year-olds and you're talking about it as though it's fucking Taxi Driver. Not to mention Hot Tub Time Machine. I mean, really? REALLY? You're pushing *this* piece of wannabe Superbad/Something About Mary/40 Year Old Virgin hackneyed 'comedy' garbage as something worth spending $8 plus $20 for popcorn on? People don't know what proper comedy is anymore. Comedy is not fart/shit/piss/puke/jizz in the hair jokes. That's comedy if you're 5. Comedy for proper adults is something else altogether different. Comedy is not about 'bits' and 'gags' - it's Adam Sandler and Jack Black and other dipshits like them that ruined comedy and turned it into cheap, easily-forgotten tripe to amuse the ADD-addled generation who can't sit still without something exploding -- or somebody having explosive diarrhea. "Comedy" in US movies these days is not comedy. It's Itchy and Scratchy for retard frat boys or those who have the maturity of retard frat boys.
I actually did enjoy your reviews, but after this, I give up. Sure, something might not be to your taste, but a reviewer with some class would just chalk it up to 'it's not my cup of tea' and leave it at that, rather than take up half a review (for what is more than likely a completely mediocre piece of shit, btw - oh, the irony) insulting Repo fans and the people who created the movie and just shrugging your shoulders at out and out, boldfaced plagiarism. So, yeah. Fuck that. I wish you Shia LeBouff in every single summer action flick this year -- in *every* movie this year, regardless of whether it's an action movie or not. Douche.
"A little glass vial!"
Yes, Movie Bob. People know Repo! and like it - love it, even. You might not be a fan of the musical genre, but just because you don't get something doesn't lower the chances of anyone ELSE finding it interesting or exciting.
For example, I thought Drag Me to Hell was a completely unnecessary series of gross-out gags better left to the 10-year-olds and you're talking about it as though it's fucking Taxi Driver. Not to mention Hot Tub Time Machine. I mean, really? REALLY? You're pushing *this* piece of wannabe Superbad/Something About Mary/40 Year Old Virgin hackneyed 'comedy' garbage as something worth spending $8 plus $20 for popcorn on? People don't know what proper comedy is anymore. Comedy is not fart/shit/piss/puke/jizz in the hair jokes. That's comedy if you're 5. Comedy for proper adults is something else altogether different. Comedy is not about 'bits' and 'gags' - it's Adam Sandler and Jack Black and other dipshits like them that ruined comedy and turned it into cheap, easily-forgotten tripe to amuse the ADD-addled generation who can't sit still without something exploding -- or somebody having explosive diarrhea. "Comedy" in US movies these days is not comedy. It's Itchy and Scratchy for retard frat boys or those who have the maturity of retard frat boys.
I actually did enjoy your reviews, but after this, I give up. Sure, something might not be to your taste, but a reviewer with some class would just chalk it up to 'it's not my cup of tea' and leave it at that, rather than take up half a review (for what is more than likely a completely mediocre piece of shit, btw - oh, the irony) insulting Repo fans and the people who created the movie and just shrugging your shoulders at out and out, boldfaced plagiarism. So, yeah. Fuck that. I wish you Shia LeBouff in every single summer action flick this year -- in *every* movie this year, regardless of whether it's an action movie or not. Douche.
"A little glass vial!"