Thank you Bob... Guess I'll be changing my movie going plans for the weekend.MovieBob said:Without giving up too much potential future joke material... "The Expendables" is FECES - easily one of the worst things anyone in it has done save for maybe Steve Austin. The action is incomprehensible and mostly-bloodless. No one gets any character stuff that plays to their strengths, they're all interchangeable. In fact, that's probably how Action Movie History will remember this weekend: 8/13/2010 - the weekend where the Michael Cera movie had better hand-to-hand fighting scenes than the one with Jason Statham and Jet LiGamerLuck said:While the review actually made me want to see this movie, and probably pick up the books, I just wanna know why bob picked this over the Expendables... I woulda been willing to put money down that that was what bob would review this week ._.
It's NOT a "tribute" to bad 80s action movies, it's just a bad 2010 movie. If I could hire a sky-writer to warn whole hemispheres not to waste their money on it, I would.
So I'm wondering how many people are going to correct me for one fuck up. I just watched the trailer and got it from "I'm her first Evil Ex Boy friend." People need to start checking if someone's already been corrected before sending the third correction on the same thing.Not G. Ivingname said:Six-Ex-Bf's, one Ex-GF remember.Celtic_Kerr said:Not just seven bosses. The girl of his dreams' seven evil Ex-BFs.Aenir said:Huh, I'm intrigued.
A movie where the main character has to face 7 bosses?
So what are you looking for? THey made a movie in the same style the the ORIGINAL COMIC was made in. What are you looking for in a movie based after a rather flashy comic? Hell, what are you looking for in a movie?Sargon of Akkad said:This film sounds awful, just awful. I'm sure the review is just fine, but the film just sounds...fucking pathetic.
That's right, 5,000 years of human cultural development has resulted in this kind of shit; kids jumping around like pricks backed up by silly special effects in some kind of ridiculous power fantasy.
I don't give a fuck about subtexts, analogies or any of the other art-house bollocks that people ascribe to things like this, I'm concerned about what it actually is.
It's like Twilight but for gamers/nerds!Kharloth said:Didn't like the looks of it, over-the-top teenager romance comedy? Bleh...
Damn, you beat me to it.phoenix_tetsu said:I hated this film... it is so eager to please it made me feel uneasy, the cast (with the exception of Kieran Culkin) is terrible, Michael Cera can not act his way out of a paper bag, this is basically Twilight for the video-game obsessed demographic
What are you talking about Canada being Canada and not the US?dex-dex said:YES I AGREE!
it is nice that Canada is being Canada and not the US like in Juno
also I SAW THEM SHOTTING PARTS OF IT!
so obviously you had not problem that Michael Cera was playing Scott because many people were saying that was a wrong move.
He isn't flaming shit. He's stating his opinion in a fairly polite (for internet, at least) manner.Celtic_Kerr said:So what are you looking for? THey made a movie in the same style the the ORIGINAL COMIC was made in. What are you looking for in a movie based after a rather flashy comic? Hell, what are you looking for in a movie?Sargon of Akkad said:This film sounds awful, just awful. I'm sure the review is just fine, but the film just sounds...fucking pathetic.
That's right, 5,000 years of human cultural development has resulted in this kind of shit; kids jumping around like pricks backed up by silly special effects in some kind of ridiculous power fantasy.
I don't give a fuck about subtexts, analogies or any of the other art-house bollocks that people ascribe to things like this, I'm concerned about what it actually is.
Considering you have a grand total of 3 posts, I'd be careful about flaming. Escapist doesn't tolerate it. Be construstive and name what you're not fond of, but don't be a dick about it. Furhter the discussion instead of pissing people off
It actually hasn't been pirated. The only thing Scot Pilgrim that got pirated were the comic books and I still bought them before I downloaded all six volumes.Demon ID said:I really do want to see this movie, It just looks remarkably different to quite alot thats come out this year, that might be down to the videogame vibe (or by the looks of it, vital organ) running through it.
Why does this have to come out on the 25th in the UK?
Actually as a question, could someone please answer as to why the UK gets movies quite later (here's looking at you toy story 3)? at one point, someone mentioned piracy but I don't know if that's true.