Escape to the Movies: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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scarab7

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Really? Same director as Hard Candy? So much wasted talent. Can't wait til this series is over, want to see the primary cast in other work, see if this haunts their careers.

And... It's Wednesday, and I'm watching Movie Bob, am I missing something here?
 

Erana

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My mother told me today that I remind her of Bella.
FML

[small]Damn, my mother has good timing.[/small]
 

KidOblivion

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THANK YOU BOB, I FUCKIN DISTEST THIS MOVIE SERIES. SERIOUSLY, I SAW THE FIRST MOVIE SOMETIME LAST YEAR TO SEE WHAT THE HYPE WAS ABOUT AND I THOUGHT IT SUCKED. ANYTONE WHO LIKES TWILIGHT MUST A COMPLETE DOUCHE CUZ THATS ALL THIS MOVIE IS A BIG STINKING PILE OF DOUCHE.
 

Cory Rydell

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a lot of truth packed into a single video, like more truth than I thought possible.

Safe to say, just avoid any girl who says she is a fan. Watch out for girls who say they read it to "see how bad the writing was" or that they "read it just to see what the fuss was about and didnt think it was too bad". Standards people, its what sets us apart from the vampires
 

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snowman6251 said:
TheSkaAssassin said:
snowman6251 said:
I love Bob's reviews because he doesn't just say "Twilight sucks" because yeah I knew that. He always gets into how things affect and portray the current culture and I like that.

Also 30 Days of Night was awesome. I have to look up Hard Candy now.
Hard Candy is a royally fucked up movie, but if you can get past it, its brilliant. Easily one of my favorite movies of all time but none of my friends will watch it. Plus is has Patrick Wilson (Nite Owl II in Watchmen) and Ellen Page (Juno in, go figure, Juno).
Royally fucked up does not bother me. I love Saw. Hostel was ok. Higurashi and Elfen Lied are two of my favorite animes (although even I was bothered by the dog scene. That shit was fucked up). Anyway my point is, fucked up movies don't bother me.

Oh and Battle Royale. That movie owns. That's a fucked up premise if there ever was one.
Yeah, but Battle Royale, as brilliant as the book and movie were, didn't

show the castration of the male lead.

Yep.

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JoeThree said:
How did you manage to make a video bashing Twilight suck?! GYAH!
We don't take kindly to your type 'round these parts.
 

rayen020

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okay bob, when you have to review something youdon't like please don't turn into something to vent your own personal morals on. I would agree your right that some of the messages are (at best) mixed. i would also say if your going to reveiw a movie you don't like don't talk about actors and actresses when there is perfectly bad filmmaking going on.

remember how in new moon you said the photography is good? did you notice how in this movie it wasn't? did you notice how the camera men seemed to be college students who had never seen an HD camera before? did you notice the special effects had lag time? did you ever wonder why voice parts didn;t match in volume or that public places were eerily quiet so the movie seemed artificial?

becasuse you didn't comment on it and instead ragged on the twilight series is imposing or even suggesting moral values in opposition to yours. and no the frisbee didn't look like it almost belonged there but i assume thats becasue you suck at editing. did you even watch that part or did you see a clip because that fight was probably the best part of the whole movie. Well shot, visceral, and flowing. something, i might add the rest of the movie didn't have.

Bob i'm dissapointed in this reveiw. I have no love for the twilight movies so they can suck as much as they like but for you i have standards. this did not meet them. you'll get off easy if your doing overtime this week and a last airbender reveiw on friday but this reveiw is dissappointing.
 

Hithlain

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I actually read an interesting theory as to why this series is so popular even when with just a TINY bit of brain, people can see that what it's advertising is crazy.

Think about it. There ARE no female nerd genres. Star Trek, Star Wars, Dungeons and Dragons, video games... these are all in the male domain and primarily male oriented. Granted there are a lot of females who enjoy all of those things (me included) but they weren't made for girls. We just kinda tack ourselves on or are included after they are invaded by men.

This is one of the first things that speaks to females as they are. It isn't the best written and it isn't the best acted and it isn't the best message but it's the only thing there! There is a HUGE void for anything made just for young adult girls and I can guarantee that if there was a better written option, it would be more popular.

Anyway, it's interesting to think about.
 

Canid117

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Do they dance through a meadow for no fucking reason again? It is a good thing I read reviews before going to see a movie or I would have sat through some awful shit by now.
 

Flamezdudes

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I. Agree. I'm sick of this Twilight fad and its frustrating how crap it is and how so many teenage girls are sucked into it.
 

Smokescreen

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Dear Bob:

Why the fuck do you have to do this at least 2 more times? It fucking blows, we all know it blows, your opinion on the subject is well produced and backed up.

There are so many other movies out there, why the hell do you need to waste your time on this series anymore? Can't you see some other, weirder, whatever stuff and review that instead?
 

JoeThree

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rayen020 said:
okay bob, when you have to review something youdon't like please don't turn into something to vent your own personal morals on. I would agree your right that some of the messages are (at best) mixed. i would also say if your going to reveiw a movie you don't like don't talk about actors and actresses when there is perfectly bad filmmaking going on.

remember how in new moon you said the photography is good? did you notice how in this movie it wasn't? did you notice how the camera men seemed to be college students who had never seen an HD camera before? did you notice the special effects had lag time? did you ever wonder why voice parts didn;t match in volume or that public places were eerily quiet so the movie seemed artificial?

becasuse you didn't comment on it and instead ragged on the twilight series is imposing or even suggesting moral values in opposition to yours. and no the frisbee didn't look like it almost belonged there but i assume thats becasue you suck at editing. did you even watch that part or did you see a clip because that fight was probably the best part of the whole movie. Well shot, visceral, and flowing. something, i might add the rest of the movie didn't have.

Bob i'm dissapointed in this reveiw. I have no love for the twilight movies so they can suck as much as they like but for you i have standards. this did not meet them. you'll get off easy if your doing overtime this week and a last airbender reveiw on friday but this reveiw is dissappointing.
I tip my hat to you, sir.