I was extremely prepared for a scathingly negative review, and when I didn't get it I realised that Yahtzee was completely wrong.
So I've spent the entire year expecting this movie to suck. Now that I know it doesn't, I should be pleasantly surprised. Except... I'm not relieved. I still think this movie's going to suck. It has a Metacritic rating of 77, which is in the green zone, and I still think this movie's going to suck. It's, according to Bob, more than just a string of shallow references... and I still think this movie's going to suck.
I hate being a pessimist.
kajinking said:
Samus Aran shipped with Mario...OH GOD THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS FANFICTION FLASHBACKS!!!!
I always thought Samus Aran was always shipped with Snake, or Ike. Then again, EVERYONE shipped with Ike. And Samus/Mario is a relatively tame pairing that I have never, ever seen.
Wait, why am I talking about this?