Escaping the Escapist

[BreakfastMan]

I will lure them to IGN, which will hopefully get them distracted by the spam bots and trolls. I will then sneak to some small, unknown forums and hide out there until things cool down back here.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Depends. Am I punished or did I just piss off a bunch of users? If its the former, I just drift away for a little while and wait for it all to die down. If its the latter, I could always just create a new account.

 

[BeepBoopBrother]

I would go somewhere not video game related.

 

[lacktheknack]

Hide under a bridge that happens to be right by my house.

<color=white>HA! Now you all think I live by a bridge! You'll never find me!

 

[Drake_Dercon]

Get a gun license and hop on the first plane to Iqaluit. Get a car and a decent hunting rifle as fast as I can then drive north and hide myself within shouting distance of the nearest military base to wait it out. With any luck, there won't be any Russians or Americans that use the escapist and are interested in arctic oil.

 

[Valagetti]

YOU CAN'T. THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.

 

[lacktheknack]

I probably know someone who knows someone who knows you. It wouldn't be too difficult for me to find you if you pissed the rest of us off that badly.

Hmm...you'd go through six degrees of separation just to find little old me?

Man, I better not do anything to upset you all.

Hmm...April Fools joke is looking like a bad idea at this point...

It would have to be one heck of a prank to beat last year's... or even the probation/suspension thread that Kross suspended on fire.

 

[Blemontea]

Log off and high tail it to The Men In Black. Or Russia and join the Red Mafia, maybe to South America and live somewhere there.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

It's not that I would really be worried or anything because it's online.. but if I somehow did anger the Escapist Community then I know for sure i'd lose my chance earning the Neo Badge and I would be forever in sorrow for the loss of that unique Badge *in despair*

It's a badge. A bunch of pixels on a screen. If you get depressed over missing out on that I'd recommend re-evaluating your priorities in life.

 

[blankedboy]

Hitch up in a C'thulhu-for-hire.
[sub][sub]They exist...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Paksenarrion]

Good news, everyone! I've found a video on how not to be seen!

 

[ilspooner]

Flee the country. They already know where I live, they let me off easy last time...

 

[KefkaCultist]

Nothing I do would ever piss off the Escapist! [sub]Well... except maybe spilling the blood of innocent mortals...[/sub]

Well, I have my entire bio filled out in my profile with the town and state I live in and being a small town it wouldn't take much to find me. Fortunately for me my house is rigged with automatic death turrets that shoot lethal missiles of fiery death at anyone who approaches my house.

Fine, I'll be serious. I would disappear from the escapist for a while to let things cool off. If someone was extremely crazy towards me and I felt threatened I would let a mod know and depending on the level of crazy possibly the police as well (I'm talking like death threat levels)