Escapist CommuniCast: UPDATE 6

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DoPo

"You're not cleared for that."
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RhombusHatesYou said:
DoPo said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Chairman Miaow said:
DoPo said:
EDIT: OK, real first impression, Fappy I didn't really expect you to sound like this.
I also didn't expect Fappy to sound like this.
What? He sounds exactly like he does in all the surveillance tapes.
Hey, where are you getting yours from? All of mine don't have any sound but do come with a transcript.
Transcripts? Just show them your Union card and you get full AV versions.
Wait, Union card? Let's back up more, I'm getting mine from that sleazy looking guy in that dark alley on the slightly bad side of town. We...ugh, don't really use cards. But I think his name is Bubba, or at least he has a tattoo that says that.
 

RhombusHatesYou

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DoPo said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
DoPo said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Chairman Miaow said:
DoPo said:
EDIT: OK, real first impression, Fappy I didn't really expect you to sound like this.
I also didn't expect Fappy to sound like this.
What? He sounds exactly like he does in all the surveillance tapes.
Hey, where are you getting yours from? All of mine don't have any sound but do come with a transcript.
Transcripts? Just show them your Union card and you get full AV versions.
Wait, Union card?
Yes. Union card. Card that shows your membership of the union.

You're not a scab are you?
 

Fappy

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Chairman Miaow said:
DoPo said:
Here is the feedback - it utterly sucks - too much purple, too little sheep, it doesn't even taste right. And it turned my fish into a zombie. I didn't even have a fish!

That's the first impression, though, be back with more in about...1 hour, 35 minutes and 11 seconds, roughly.

EDIT: OK, real first impression, Fappy I didn't really expect you to sound like this.
I also didn't expect Fappy to sound like this.
If my voice wasn't sexy enough for you I apologize :(
 

Chairman Miaow

CBA to change avatar
Nov 18, 2009
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Fappy said:
Chairman Miaow said:
DoPo said:
Here is the feedback - it utterly sucks - too much purple, too little sheep, it doesn't even taste right. And it turned my fish into a zombie. I didn't even have a fish!

That's the first impression, though, be back with more in about...1 hour, 35 minutes and 11 seconds, roughly.

EDIT: OK, real first impression, Fappy I didn't really expect you to sound like this.
I also didn't expect Fappy to sound like this.
If my voice wasn't sexy enough for you I apologize :(
Honestly.... for some reason I expected you to be very English in voice. I don't know why as I knew you weren't English. I was also surprised to find your nipples have a cinammon flavour, I always thought it would be vanilla.
 

Fappy

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Chairman Miaow said:
Fappy said:
Chairman Miaow said:
DoPo said:
Here is the feedback - it utterly sucks - too much purple, too little sheep, it doesn't even taste right. And it turned my fish into a zombie. I didn't even have a fish!

That's the first impression, though, be back with more in about...1 hour, 35 minutes and 11 seconds, roughly.

EDIT: OK, real first impression, Fappy I didn't really expect you to sound like this.
I also didn't expect Fappy to sound like this.
If my voice wasn't sexy enough for you I apologize :(
Honestly.... for some reason I expected you to be very English in voice. I don't know why as I knew you weren't English. I was also surprised to find your nipples have a cinammon flavour, I always thought it would be vanilla.
The fact that they are cinnamon is the primary reason Daystar stayed with me as long as he did XP
 

Chairman Miaow

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Nov 18, 2009
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Fappy said:
Chairman Miaow said:
Fappy said:
Chairman Miaow said:
DoPo said:
Here is the feedback - it utterly sucks - too much purple, too little sheep, it doesn't even taste right. And it turned my fish into a zombie. I didn't even have a fish!

That's the first impression, though, be back with more in about...1 hour, 35 minutes and 11 seconds, roughly.

EDIT: OK, real first impression, Fappy I didn't really expect you to sound like this.
I also didn't expect Fappy to sound like this.
If my voice wasn't sexy enough for you I apologize :(
Honestly.... for some reason I expected you to be very English in voice. I don't know why as I knew you weren't English. I was also surprised to find your nipples have a cinammon flavour, I always thought it would be vanilla.
The fact that they are cinnamon is the primary reason Daystar stayed with me as long as he did XP
I now have the terrifying image of a bipedal cat cradling Ammy like a baby while she licks at the cats nipples which have been replaced by cinnamon buns.
 

Fappy

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Chairman Miaow said:
Fappy said:
Chairman Miaow said:
Fappy said:
Chairman Miaow said:
DoPo said:
Here is the feedback - it utterly sucks - too much purple, too little sheep, it doesn't even taste right. And it turned my fish into a zombie. I didn't even have a fish!

That's the first impression, though, be back with more in about...1 hour, 35 minutes and 11 seconds, roughly.

EDIT: OK, real first impression, Fappy I didn't really expect you to sound like this.
I also didn't expect Fappy to sound like this.
If my voice wasn't sexy enough for you I apologize :(
Honestly.... for some reason I expected you to be very English in voice. I don't know why as I knew you weren't English. I was also surprised to find your nipples have a cinammon flavour, I always thought it would be vanilla.
The fact that they are cinnamon is the primary reason Daystar stayed with me as long as he did XP
I now have the terrifying image of a bipedal cat cradling Ammy like a baby while she licks at the cats nipples which have been replaced by cinnamon buns.
Oh gods, I see it... why... why would you put that image in my head?! D:
 
Dec 14, 2009
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Chairman Miaow said:
Fappy said:
Chairman Miaow said:
Fappy said:
Chairman Miaow said:
DoPo said:
Here is the feedback - it utterly sucks - too much purple, too little sheep, it doesn't even taste right. And it turned my fish into a zombie. I didn't even have a fish!

That's the first impression, though, be back with more in about...1 hour, 35 minutes and 11 seconds, roughly.

EDIT: OK, real first impression, Fappy I didn't really expect you to sound like this.
I also didn't expect Fappy to sound like this.
If my voice wasn't sexy enough for you I apologize :(
Honestly.... for some reason I expected you to be very English in voice. I don't know why as I knew you weren't English. I was also surprised to find your nipples have a cinammon flavour, I always thought it would be vanilla.
The fact that they are cinnamon is the primary reason Daystar stayed with me as long as he did XP
I now have the terrifying image of a bipedal cat cradling Ammy like a baby while she licks at the cats nipples which have been replaced by cinnamon buns.
Oh god...

What have you done.



There is nothing that can cleanse my mind.
 

Mordekaien

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Daystar Clarion said:
Well, I would love to participate, but since english is not my native language I would probably fail horribly.... but I approve of this idea.

I'll go take a look at that intro episode now....


COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

 

Lt._nefarious

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That's... Wow... Yay! I'ma listen the shit out of it...

As much as I'd love to take part I doubt I'm well known enough to be of any value as anything...

Although I'm super Scottish and sound amazing. My overt hatred for the French could piss people off...
 

Chairman Miaow

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Nov 18, 2009
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Daystar Clarion said:
Fappy said:
It isn't my fault I tell ya! it was Fappy, all Fappy, with the cinammon nipples, and the name Fappy and the sexual innuendo! I didn't do it officer!

EDIT: I take no pleasure in saying that, due to the rules of the internet, a picture of this already exists, and somebody has already masterbated over it.
 
Dec 14, 2009
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Chairman Miaow said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Fappy said:
It isn't my fault I tell ya! it was Fappy, all Fappy, with the cinammon nipples, and the name Fappy and the sexual innuendo! I didn't do it officer!

EDIT: I take no pleasure in saying that, due to the rules of the internet, a picture of this already exists, and somebody has already masterbated over it.
Oh god...

I can't...

...

That's it.

I'm out.
 

Chairman Miaow

CBA to change avatar
Nov 18, 2009
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Daystar Clarion said:
Chairman Miaow said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Fappy said:
It isn't my fault I tell ya! it was Fappy, all Fappy, with the cinammon nipples, and the name Fappy and the sexual innuendo! I didn't do it officer!

EDIT: I take no pleasure in saying that, due to the rules of the internet, a picture of this already exists, and somebody has already masterbated over it.
Oh god...

I can't...

...

That's it.

I'm out.
I hope you see this every time you see Ammy.
I hope this is the thing that finally gets you to change your avatar.
The confusion and chaos from you not having Ammy as your avatar will be delicious.
 

Da Orky Man

Yeah, that's me
Apr 24, 2011
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Fappy said:
I can't believe we used Comic Sans for this. So professional! XD
You sound almost precisely not what I thought you would.

Daystar Clarion said:
Nobody is turned on by the smell of cat piss...
Rule 34, Daystar, rule 34.

How about giving over some of each episode to discussing the big forum thread of the week? Or possibly making the internet implode by reviewing Zero Punctuation itself? Reviewception?
 
Dec 14, 2009
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Da Orky Man said:
Fappy said:
I can't believe we used Comic Sans for this. So professional! XD
You sound almost precisely not what I thought you would.

Daystar Clarion said:
Nobody is turned on by the smell of cat piss...
Rule 34, Daystar, rule 34.

How about giving over some of each episode to discussing the big forum thread of the week? Or possibly making the internet implode by reviewing Zero Punctuation itself? Reviewception?
Huh, cool idea :D

I also love that Fappy sounds like nobody expected him to.
 

Fappy

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Daystar Clarion said:
Da Orky Man said:
Fappy said:
I can't believe we used Comic Sans for this. So professional! XD
You sound almost precisely not what I thought you would.

Daystar Clarion said:
Nobody is turned on by the smell of cat piss...
Rule 34, Daystar, rule 34.

How about giving over some of each episode to discussing the big forum thread of the week? Or possibly making the internet implode by reviewing Zero Punctuation itself? Reviewception?
Huh, cool idea :D

I also love that Fappy sounds like nobody expected him to.
I feel like I am letting everyone down.

 
Dec 14, 2009
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Fappy said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Da Orky Man said:
Fappy said:
I can't believe we used Comic Sans for this. So professional! XD
You sound almost precisely not what I thought you would.

Daystar Clarion said:
Nobody is turned on by the smell of cat piss...
Rule 34, Daystar, rule 34.

How about giving over some of each episode to discussing the big forum thread of the week? Or possibly making the internet implode by reviewing Zero Punctuation itself? Reviewception?
Huh, cool idea :D

I also love that Fappy sounds like nobody expected him to.
I feel like I am letting everyone down.

So, business as usual then?